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04-04-2008, 12:39 PM | #1 |
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some of you might have seen this at the other toy board I hang out at, but just wanted to share with you guys here also.
Yesterday I was told the funniest story I’ve heard in a long time. This came directly from a manager at our local WalMart so I know it’s true. Seems the other night there where two young men at our local WM late at night stalking around in the toy department. They where wandering around with some toy package, having that suspicious look like they are trying to open the package but are having a hard time. So these two kids head over to the home & garden department and take a very sharp pair of hedge trimmers off the rack. They then proceed to take the very sharp pair of scissors out of the package so they could try and open the toy package they had with them. Well as they are trying to be secretive about it they struggle trying to cut open the toy package, then all of the sudden one of them somehow STABBED the other guy in the STOMACH by accident :eek:!!! So then these two geniuses went over to the pharmaceutical department and took a package of gauze off the shelf, opened it and tried to cautiously wad the gauze under the kids shirt to cover his wound. Well the Asset Protection Manager (WM’s shoplifting security specialist) and the other security people have been watching this going down THE WHOLE TIME!! I’m sure once they where done laughing their collective asses off they finally decided to go down and help these poor saps. They apprehended the shoplifters, called the cops and had to call an ambulance for the poor dude who had a hole in his stomach :eek:. Needless to say they where charged for the things they opened and stole and the kid that got cut ended up with 22 STICHES on his stomach!!! Now the moral of the story is not “Do not shoplift”, the moral of the story is “If your going to shoplift, at least have some brain cells when your doing it” LMAO Last edited by DAHUNTER; 04-04-2008 at 01:56 PM.. |
04-04-2008, 01:06 PM | #2 |
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Great story.
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04-04-2008, 01:42 PM | #3 |
VALKYRIE
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THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!
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04-04-2008, 01:54 PM | #4 |
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Very funny stuff. Maybe the security video will end up on YouTube or something.
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04-04-2008, 01:55 PM | #5 |
Cobra Viper
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should have let the fucker bleed out.....learn the hard way.
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04-04-2008, 02:17 PM | #6 |
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Awesome, a stupid criminal is always good for a laugh.
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04-04-2008, 02:22 PM | #7 |
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They were probably trying to get the doc stickers!
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04-04-2008, 02:27 PM | #8 |
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Very funny story...
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04-04-2008, 02:29 PM | #9 |
Money first!
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04-04-2008, 03:11 PM | #10 |
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omfg!!!!!!!!!!!1 that is too funny
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