|04-04-2008, 12:39 PM||#1|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: WI./IL. Border
some of you might have seen this at the other toy board I hang out at, but just wanted to share with you guys here also.
Yesterday I was told the funniest story I’ve heard in a long time. This came directly from a manager at our local WalMart so I know it’s true.
Seems the other night there where two young men at our local WM late at night stalking around in the toy department. They where wandering around with some toy package, having that suspicious look like they are trying to open the package but are having a hard time. So these two kids head over to the home & garden department and take a very sharp pair of hedge trimmers off the rack. They then proceed to take the very sharp pair of scissors out of the package so they could try and open the toy package they had with them. Well as they are trying to be secretive about it they struggle trying to cut open the toy package, then all of the sudden one of them somehow STABBED the other guy in the STOMACH by accident :eek:!!! So then these two geniuses went over to the pharmaceutical department and took a package of gauze off the shelf, opened it and tried to cautiously wad the gauze under the kids shirt to cover his wound.
Well the Asset Protection Manager (WM’s shoplifting security specialist) and the other security people have been watching this going down THE WHOLE TIME!! I’m sure once they where done laughing their collective asses off they finally decided to go down and help these poor saps. They apprehended the shoplifters, called the cops and had to call an ambulance for the poor dude who had a hole in his stomach :eek:. Needless to say they where charged for the things they opened and stole and the kid that got cut ended up with 22 STICHES on his stomach!!!
Now the moral of the story is not “Do not shoplift”, the moral of the story is “If your going to shoplift, at least have some brain cells when your doing it” LMAO
Last edited by DAHUNTER; 04-04-2008 at 01:56 PM..
|04-04-2008, 01:06 PM||#2|
Join Date: Aug 2004
|04-04-2008, 01:42 PM||#3|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Over the rainbow where your mom is at son
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!
Damn it, I want to frontpage this NOW!
|04-04-2008, 01:54 PM||#4|
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Northwestern PA
Very funny stuff. Maybe the security video will end up on YouTube or something.
|04-04-2008, 01:55 PM||#5|
Join Date: Mar 2008
should have let the fucker bleed out.....learn the hard way.
|04-04-2008, 02:17 PM||#6|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Awesome, a stupid criminal is always good for a laugh.
|04-04-2008, 02:22 PM||#7|
King's Mountain View
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: North Carolina
They were probably trying to get the doc stickers!
|04-04-2008, 02:27 PM||#8|
Father of a little Viper
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Columbia Missouri
Very funny story...
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|04-04-2008, 02:29 PM||#9|
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