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02-04-2012, 01:15 AM | #85541 |
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You can get it back with Mick Ronson.
Damn, now I remember, I wanted to listen to some classic MJ. Yeah. Then back to my "obscure" glam rock.
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02-04-2012, 01:19 AM | #85542 |
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Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if...
...your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month ...he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles ...you have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob" ...he refers to Klingons as "Critters" ...he refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns" ...he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil ...he installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section ...he says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies" ...he hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen ...he rewires his communicator into his belt buckle ...he keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it ...he says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage" ...he has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser ...he insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba" ...he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster" ...he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens ...he paints the starship John Deere green ...he refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special" ...he refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp" ...his moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale ...he sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen" ...his idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls ...he wears mirrored shades on the Bridge ...his idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies |
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02-04-2012, 01:20 AM | #85543 |
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Top 10 least known Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
10. If a sign says 'buy one, get one free' only get the free one 9. Always give the pizza guy bad directions to your house so you can get it for free if he is late 8. Unless something is damaged, its in "mint" condition 7. If it is damaged, then its "near mint" 6. If there is a limit per customer, bring a friend and come back every 10 minutes to buy more 5. Its cheaper to bribe a stock boy than the manager 4. Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich 3. No matter what you steal from the Federation, the Romulans will always pay top dollar for it 2. Only sell to civilizations dumber than you are 1. All those rules apply to other people--not you |
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02-04-2012, 01:22 AM | #85544 |
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The Top 19 Things You're Not About To Hear on The Enterprise
19) Worf: Klingons do *not* play tiddlywinks! 18) Picard: No, please, Mr. Data, do go on. I find your list of synonyms for 'extinct' fascinating... 17) Picard: It's too bad we don't live in an enlightened, civilized era like they had in the twentieth century. 16) Picard: Good work, Counselor. If you hadn't told us those aliens had hostile intent, we would have been completely fooled by their plan" 15) Geordi: Did you hear Wesley almost got kicked out of the Academy again? They caught him smoking pot! Data: (looks puzzled) Pot? (brightens) Ah. Marijuana - a narcotic obtained from the hemp plant. Cannabis. Weed. Mary Jane. Grass. Reefer. Panama Red . . . 14) Crusher: Jean-Luc, since the ship is in no danger at all, and we're not about to die, there's something I want to tell you... 13) Troi (to someone she is counseling): You've obviously mistaken me for someone who care! Now get out! 12) Geordi: The... doohicky... has gone all... funny, making that gizmo light up...the one that means the warp engines are... ya know... all messed up. 11) Worf: Ouch! I got a paper cut! 10) Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate... damn. What's the date? Number One, what's today? No, I know it's Tuesday, what's the date? The STARdate!! 9) A Starfleet Admiral: Don't worry about it, Picard, there are plenty of other ships in your quadrant. 8) Picard: Tea, Lemon Zinger, iced. 7) Riker: Not tonight -- I have a headache. 6) Worf: Klingons do NOT wear frilly underwear... at least not on duty. 5) Worf: Do we have to beam down right now? The Smurfs are on subspace TV! 4) "Prime Directive? We don't need no steenkin' Prime Directive!" 3) Geordi: We've modified the warp coils be reversing the polarity of the inverse geometric phase integrator and adding a broad-band neutrino generator to the hyper-magnetic field controls. Riker: What will that do? Geordi: Not a damn thing, but it sure as hell *sounds* impressive! 2) Worf: The aliens are locking their weapons on us... firing... a miss. Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can laugh in their faces? 1) Picard: Ah, what the heck. I'm bored. Screw the hailing frequencies, fire at will. "Dr. McCoy, would you do me the very great honor of eating my shorts?" -Spock |
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02-04-2012, 01:23 AM | #85545 |
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I like 1/18th because we can have super poseable figures, along with vehicles and playsets. 1/6th will always have superior sculpt, but will also be boring due to being so figure oriented with limited accessories and virtually no vehicles or playsets, e.g. DCUC and ML. It's only MOTUC that have brought out mounts and vehicles in that scale so far (maybe HALO), but Mattel is still strading the fence. I would dare say, as between 1/6th or 1/32 (MASK, Sky Commanders, Sigma 6 Commando line, Star Comm), I would rather have 1/32 because it will be a vehicle/playset oriented line. [I miss my Sky Commander toys :(]
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That's a big reason why I collect 1/18th scale too, except that G.I. Joe really is sculpted as well as most 1/6th scale lines (I think G.I. Joe is often nearly as good as ML). I would love for the ML figures to have stands and accessories, but you're right, they are more "figure" oriented, not play oriented.
I wanted to get MOTUC so bad, I just have to ignore it because I don't have the money for that line. It's such a cool line though, I'd love to see some playsets and vehicles in ML, even if it was just once a year. However, since I've gotten into the 1/18th scale with the the pose-ability, awesome sculpts, various army builders, dioramas, vehicles, multiple compatible lines (Mattel's lines are the only major holdouts), (slightly) lower prices, (usually) more availability, and for me easier to customize figures--I can't see myself going back to the larger scale. I started buying DCUC for a bit, but as cool as they were, they couldn't compare to what was going on with my Joe, Star Wars, or MU collections, so I stopped. |
02-04-2012, 01:23 AM | #85546 |
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I stop by for a night time visit to find a bunch of frikkin' Trekkies?
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02-04-2012, 01:25 AM | #85547 |
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Question: Where do Star Trek fans go to lift weights?
Answer: The "He's dead, Gym"! Question: How many ears does Picard have? Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear. Question: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine? Answer: "Make it sew." Question: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked "Why did you let Troi win at poker?" Answer: "Because I Riker." Question: What did the blonde Klingon say? Answer: "It was a good day to dye." Question: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy? Answer: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again." Question: What do you get if you cross a borg with a black magic marker? Answer: A borg with a big black X on it. Question: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull? Answer: "Captain, we are being hailed." Question: What did Will Riker say when he discovered that he had a transporter duplicate? Answer: "We're Number One! We're Number One!" Question: Why are Beverly Crusher, Worf, and Deanna Troi similar? Answer: Because one's a Doc, one's a Worf, and one's a Marina. Question: What does Major Kira's emergency signal sound like? Answer: NANA NANA NANA NANA. Question: Did you hear about the singing contest for young men at Starfleet Academy? Answer: It's called the Kirk Tenor Prize. Question: How many of the Enterprise's senior officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: All of them. One to screw it in, and the rest to debate the moral implications. Question: What did LaForge say when his girlfriend asked him what to wear on their date? Answer: "I'm BLIND!" Question: What did Lore use to kill Data's cat? Answer:Spot remover. Question: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? Answer: Worf Speed. Question: Why couldn't Kira get permanent quarters on DS9? Answer: Because everybody knew she was a Visitor. Question: What did the senior staff of DS9 sing when Kira was packing to leave at the beginning of "The Circle"? Answer: Nana, Nana . . . Nana, Nana . . . Hey, hey, hey, goodbye! Question: What do you do if O'Brien refuses to fix your ship after you dock at DS9? Answer: Colm Meaney. (For those of you who don't know "Colm" isn't pronounced "Kohlm." It's pronounced more like "column.") Question: What is Sisko's favorite breakfast? Answer: Quarker Oates. Question: How would B'Elana Torres introduce her significant other? Answer: I'd like you to meet my better third. Question: What do you get when Gul Dukat kills off his half-Bajoran, half-Cardassian daughter? Answer: Bacardi on ice. Question: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? Answer: They have engaged the Borg. Question: What do you get when you cross Lwaxana Troi with the bridge of a Starfleet vessel? Answer: An empty bridge Question: Did you hear that Jonathan Frakes is starring in a remake of an old James Bond movie? Answer: It's called Moonriker. Question: What did the Jamaican say to the Ferengi captain who was visiting Earth? Answer: Have a nice Dai Mon. Question: What do you get when you throw the casing of an unborn chicken at Quark's nephew? Answer: Egg Nog. "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "Jeordi!" "Jeordi who?" "Didn't Jeordi ask me that?" Question: What would the communication officer of DS9 say to Captain Sisko when a person is going on and on on the fifth channel of communications? Answer: Sir Babylon 5. Question: How many TOS landing party members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the extra red-shirt will die in the attempt. Question: How many Voyager crew members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: However many it takes, you can be sure a shuttlecraft will be destroyed during the attempt. |
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02-04-2012, 01:28 AM | #85548 |
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You also don't have room in your heart for both Marvel and DC. Does that mean you also have a favorite child? |
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02-04-2012, 01:30 AM | #85549 |
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Top 10 Best Star Wars Jokes
#10 What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter? Mango Fett! #9 Where do Gungans store pickles? In Jar Jars. #8 How is duct tape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. #7 What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner? The appetizer. #6 What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon? "Use the FORK, Luke." #5 What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader? An ele-Vader. #4 What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A Sithy. #3 What would you call Padme if she was a dog? Petme Imadoggie. #2 You might be a redneck Jedi if ... You prefer the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to climb in through the windows. You've used a light saber to light the barbecue grill. The disturbance you detected in the Force was last night's baked beans. #1 What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob! |
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02-04-2012, 01:31 AM | #85550 |
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You one of those people you whose heart is not big enough for Star Trek and Star Wars?
I can't like both and still call you a dork? You also don't have room in your heart for both Marvel and DC. I keep hearing this, but again, not true. Does that mean you also have a favorite child? Nice thing to say. They're all my favorites. Where did this ugly rumour start that I don't like DC? I've loved Batman since I was 4. Superman since going to see my first movie in the theaters ever: Superman the Movie.
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