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09-05-2008, 01:25 AM | #1 |
Alley Viper
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Holy hell do I have a story for you guys.
So today I'm doing some rounds looking for mah Joes. I get to Walmart and go straight to the joe section and theres nothing on the pegs AT ALL. I sighed with predicted disappointment then made my way to the front of the store and thats when I see it! A scalper! He must have weighed 700 lbs, hair as thin and that one guy on coach (or was it cheers ... ), three times as ugly, and you could smell him from across the store! I take one look at the check out and he has THREE CARTS FULL OF 25th anniversary G.I.JOES. He had like 93 BATS 77 Snow serpents like 63 Snake eyes with black timber(s?) 58 Yellow stalkers 42 Black headed Destros and like wave 10 11 and 13!!!111 I was all like ZOMG!!! NOT Only that but all the figures where ringing up for 50 cents AND he was selling them all on E(lectric)-bay for $300 a piece as he was checking out!! I went up to him and asked if he'd let me have one or two of the figures and he pulled out a handgun and shot me in the stomach :( . I SWEAR THIS POST IS 110% FULL OF TRUTH!
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09-05-2008, 01:31 AM | #2 |
Future Coil Dictator
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Holy hell do I have a story for you guys.
So today I'm doing some rounds looking for mah Joes. I get to Walmart and go straight to the joe section and theres nothing on the pegs AT ALL. I sighed with predicted disappointment then made my way to the front of the store and thats when I see it! A scalper! He must have weighed 700 lbs, hair as thin and that one guy on coach (or was it cheers ... ), three times as ugly, and you could smell him from across the store! I take one look at the check out and he has THREE CARTS FULL OF 25th anniversary G.I.JOES. He had like 93 BATS 77 Snow serpents like 63 Snake eyes with black timber(s?) 58 Yellow stalkers 42 Black headed Destros and like wave 10 11 and 13!!!111 I was all like ZOMG!!! NOT Only that but all the figures where ringing up for 50 cents AND he was selling them all on E(lectric)-bay for $300 a piece as he was checking out!! I went up to him and asked if he'd let me have one or two of the figures and he pulled out a handgun and shot me in the stomach :( . I SWEAR THIS POST IS 110% FULL OF TRUTH! (hehehehehe Great Post) |
09-05-2008, 01:41 AM | #3 |
Iron Grenadier
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Location: San Diego
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lol
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09-05-2008, 01:42 AM | #4 |
Hisstank.Com General
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good stuff haha
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09-05-2008, 01:50 AM | #5 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: Aug 2008
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You had me right up to the end. LOL
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09-05-2008, 01:52 AM | #6 |
Boner Ninja
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What about the kids?
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09-05-2008, 01:59 AM | #7 |
Mercenary for Hire
Join Date: Feb 2008
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hahahhahahaha
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09-05-2008, 02:16 AM | #8 |
Alley Viper
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09-05-2008, 02:21 AM | #9 |
SAM FISHER
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and then you woke up. I have dreams like that all the time. I just get up and eat a snack and go back to bed.
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09-05-2008, 02:44 AM | #10 |
Hard Core Since 82
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I don't believe the part about the guy being 700 pounds.
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