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08-29-2009, 10:20 PM | #81 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: May 2008
Location: South Carolina
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Dude, that wasn't funny in the movie ALONG CAME POLLY, and it wasn't funny when you just plagarized it.[/QUOTE]
Didn't plagiarize it...he told me this for the truth around '95 or so...I told my dad about it and he was like, "that story's been around for ages...probably didn't really happen." Considering my buddy had a reputation for stretchin' the truth, I took it with a grain of salt... When he told me that he had pooped in the urinal at Subway though, I didn't really believe him...until I went and checked it out myself...it was shaped like a chicken leg too!!! |
08-29-2009, 10:22 PM | #82 |
Plastic lover
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Over The Rainbow!
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I don't feel comfortable doing that. So I just hold it.
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08-29-2009, 10:29 PM | #83 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: May 2008
Location: South Carolina
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Quote:
for a while the bathroom was being remodeled and we had no indoor toilet at my house. in the morning i would go in the backyard (yes i live in a residential neighborhood) witha walmart plastic bag and toilet paper. id go behind the shed and you can fill in the blanks. it kinda amazed me the amount of poo that comes out of someone. you never really realize it cause the toilet hides it but its alot.
my wife (she will kill me if she finds out i posted this so no one tell k?) did one better. the old toilet was actually on the proch in the backyard. it was just sitting there. she went on the porch and let it go and left it in the empty toilet. apparently she did this more then once while the bathroom was out of commission. it gets better. the guy upon finishing the bathroom had to put the toilet back in the bathroom. he lifts it and you can figure it out. my wife said she was so embarassed. i was like you just left it there? what did you think would happen when he had to put it back? to the guys customer service credit he did haul it back in the bathroom dookie and all and set it up. I woke up around 6:00 a.m. and had to dook something fierce, but really didn't think I'd make it up two flights of steps in time...so I grabbed some newspapers and went into the backyard to take care of business...when i was finished I didn't have any good place to put the soiled newspapers so I left them with every intention of getting them later. I went back to sleep and when i woke up i went out to clean up and the newspaper was gone. I didn't mention it and a few days later my friend was like, "Hey do you know anything about a bunch of newspapers waded up in the backyard, my wife found a bunch the other day and threw them out." I started laughing so hard that he knew something had happened so I told him. I ended up moving out shortly thereafter. |
08-29-2009, 10:34 PM | #84 |
LRRP
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ...
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usually the only time i dont feel comfortable taking craps in public is if:
A: Its really dirty B: There are lots of people in the bathroom C: I know its going to be really loud D: I am stoned |
08-29-2009, 10:35 PM | #85 |
Collector and Tracker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bessemer City, NC
Posts: 7,223
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Okay... what about at work?
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08-29-2009, 10:47 PM | #86 |
Cobra Snuff-Viper ******!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Posts: 137
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08-29-2009, 10:56 PM | #87 |
Iron Grenadier
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 565
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i totally killed my Wife's (then GFs) BR Dumb and Dumber style and she still married me
There was nothing I could do; it was while I was in the service and into protein drinks... |
08-29-2009, 11:04 PM | #88 |
Collector and Tracker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bessemer City, NC
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I'm going to bed. I will remeber this thread as I execute my final act of the night. Can you guess what that is?
Sweet dreams. |
08-29-2009, 11:04 PM | #89 |
Beer Viper
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: canada
Posts: 5,220
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i enjoy dropping mean deuces off at my buddies places,lmao, however i can hold it for a good while if i'm anywhere else.
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08-29-2009, 11:09 PM | #90 |
Artillery Gunner
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,401
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I always enjoy the fact that I'm getting paid while I'm doing it at work.
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