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08-29-2009, 09:38 PM | #61 |
Czech Sniper
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Of course!!!
I have another buddy that was at some chick's house with a bunch of other people. He liked this girl and they had all just came back from eating Mexican when the bottom dropped out so to speak. He didn't want to, but he asked to use the bathroom. After the damage was done he discovered that the toilet wouldn't flush. He didn't want the girl or anyone else to know, but there was no way they wouldn't know it was him. So he said that he grabbed a wash cloth and fished the turds out one at a time and threw them out the bathroom window. After that, he had to try and clean the wash cloth in the sink and put it somewhere that no one would find out. He also made up some elaborate story about what took him so long and then told another lie about needing to go to his car and get something so that he could throw the turds into the woods, so that the girl wouldn't find them when she mowed the yard. I laughed really hard when he told me this. I guess anyone would find this situation hard to believe, but this guy actually took a dump in a urinal at a subway restaurant one time because the toilet was already full. I saw the evidence for that one. LOL! That's pretty good about your buddy making poops at the chick's place, I about pooped myself laughing reading it. You're urinal story reminds me of another one - I'm at work one day (I work at a car dealer) and I have to go make # 2. So I go use the bathroom off of the waiting area / showroom b/c the bathroom the techs use has no A/C (in FL! :O) and is nasty. Anywho, so I'm getting done, and it's a one sh*tter only bathroom w/ two urinals, and I hear someone come in and start banging on the stall door really hard as I'm getting cleaned up. I figure it's one of my techs screwing around and I start getting pissed, so I'm like, "OK a-hole, it's not funny, knock it off or the boss is going to hear you beating on the door! " :( I open the stall and the first thing I see is one of those walker style canes........................... :O I turn and look and there's this poor old man who's dropped trou, w/ his boxers down around his knees making a delivery in the urnial! :O I'm like mortified and like "holy sh*t !" (no pun intended in my mind, so I just scoot and beat feet back to my office. I get back to my office and look at my buddy I share the office w/ and I'm like, "I'm going to hell, I'm going to hell, I'm going to hell!!" My buddy's like "WTF did you do man?" So I tell him, " I just made this poor old man waiting for his car take a dump in the urinal upstairs b/c I was in the crapper when he came in!!" I never did see the old man again, but I also hid in my office until lunchtime also.
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08-29-2009, 09:41 PM | #62 |
Czech Sniper
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for a while the bathroom was being remodeled and we had no indoor toilet at my house. in the morning i would go in the backyard (yes i live in a residential neighborhood) witha walmart plastic bag and toilet paper. id go behind the shed and you can fill in the blanks. it kinda amazed me the amount of poo that comes out of someone. you never really realize it cause the toilet hides it but its alot.
my wife (she will kill me if she finds out i posted this so no one tell k?) did one better. the old toilet was actually on the proch in the backyard. it was just sitting there. she went on the porch and let it go and left it in the empty toilet. apparently she did this more then once while the bathroom was out of commission. it gets better. the guy upon finishing the bathroom had to put the toilet back in the bathroom. he lifts it and you can figure it out. my wife said she was so embarassed. i was like you just left it there? what did you think would happen when he had to put it back? to the guys customer service credit he did haul it back in the bathroom dookie and all and set it up. That's almost as good as the guy taking the dump in the pluming store "Jackass".
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08-29-2009, 09:43 PM | #63 |
Iron Grenadier
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i'll try and hold it but if i gotta go i gotta go that is why we have toilets
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08-29-2009, 09:46 PM | #64 |
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Still haven't heard from the ladies.
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08-29-2009, 09:46 PM | #65 |
Mercenary
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Depends on how bad I have to go...but if its serious than I will get acquainted with the closest toilet.
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08-29-2009, 09:52 PM | #66 |
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I have a friend that blows up my bathroom whenever he comes over. I wouldn't complain, but he needs to see a doctor. Seriously.
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08-29-2009, 09:57 PM | #67 |
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WOW! Unbelievable! Headman goes serious!
Anyways, it actually depends on the person and how I'm close to that person.
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08-29-2009, 10:00 PM | #68 |
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Actually I thought this thread would go for about 3 posts before getting closed. Shockingly enough this thread about poo has been more civil than a thread about civility.
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08-29-2009, 10:03 PM | #69 |
The Chaos Bringer
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Well, I've done and said some of the most unspeakable things in front of my friends so to drop a duece in their bowl, is pretty tame considering.
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08-29-2009, 10:06 PM | #70 |
Iron Grenadier Sorcerer
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Well, I prefer the solace of my own sanctuary, that's for damn sure.
But when you gotta go, as they say... I HATE having to do it at work, though. That is intolerable. |
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