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07-29-2009, 10:47 AM | #11 |
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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07-29-2009, 10:48 AM | #12 |
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Man , I was having such a bad morning ....until I saw this,tank you rock !this made my day,thanks
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07-29-2009, 10:48 AM | #13 |
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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07-29-2009, 10:49 AM | #14 |
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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07-29-2009, 10:50 AM | #15 |
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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07-29-2009, 10:51 AM | #16 |
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OMG!!!
Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary
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07-29-2009, 10:51 AM | #17 |
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I leave the rest to guys.......(hands over thread)
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07-29-2009, 10:52 AM | #18 |
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Chuck Norris is so fertile that whens he bangs a chick in America, a chick in China gets pregnent.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris had sex with your mon and your dad gave him a high five. |
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07-29-2009, 10:54 AM | #19 |
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"snickers" i cant help it
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, there is only anothe fist. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger he is telling you how many seconds you have left to live. |
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