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07-29-2009, 02:39 PM | #101 |
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...and the coup de grace
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07-29-2009, 02:52 PM | #102 |
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Chuck Norris gave hasbro the rights to coin the term "A Real American Hero" after years of paying him loyalties they changed the name to just GI JOE little do they know Chuck Norris owns all the rights to everything
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07-29-2009, 02:55 PM | #103 |
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Chuck Norris has been placed on the terror watch list as his fists are classified as weapons of mass destruction.
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07-30-2009, 08:18 AM | #104 |
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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07-30-2009, 08:19 AM | #105 |
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat
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07-30-2009, 12:24 PM | #106 |
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself
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07-30-2009, 12:43 PM | #107 |
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I didn't even know he had an action figure.
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07-30-2009, 12:47 PM | #108 |
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I'd ask Chuck Norris' permission first if I was you.
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07-30-2009, 12:49 PM | #109 |
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Chuck Norris is a bitch!
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07-30-2009, 01:48 PM | #110 |
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And you call yourself a Texan? I'd watch out if I were you, he's probably right behind you and you don't even know it.
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