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06-18-2018, 10:17 PM | #1 |
Cobra Lab Rat
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: California
Posts: 3,050
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If you ever need an Ebay listing to last forever or prank someone here you go, some prank ebay descriptions.
--------------------- Nothing on this page is for sale. Money is the root of all evil. Divest yourself of this amount using the above buttons and your sins will be forgiven. Feel free to use as many times as you wish!! Buy this listing for the price listed above so you can list this item for the listed price on the listing of this listing for this listing. I am listing but don't worry, you pay, this listing yours. >>*translation (You buy the listing for the item, not the item. MUWAHAHHAAHA) NOTHING IS OVER! Nothing! YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF! >>*(The listing that never ends) Buy one get none free Buy two I take one Plenty of fish in the sea. Get it yourself. Comrade, by pushing the button above, you agree to share your wealth! Glory to communism!! I don't have this item, but if you buy, I will give you something good! It's a loot box, buy it and you might get this item 25% of the time! Hurry, or truck-san will send him/her to another world! *Can only be purchased after you kill me in MORTAL KOMBAT! If you lose, YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! You know what, I don't feel like selling this item. Sorry, I guess I made this listing for no reason. This object is made by Me@MeIncorporated. No refunds. No returns. TAKE IT PLEASE. THIS DAMN THING IS CURSED. I BROKE ALL MY ARMS AND LEGS WITHIN 2 DAYS OF GETTING THIS THING. No returns accepted. UGGH MY SPLEEN!! Hi there, you have reached the CURSED* TEXTz8 SECTION. If you do NOT want to be ***CURS*ZE*DDD please share this message with 10 other **SUCCULENT** DELICIOUS **HUMANSSS*** in the text section of wherever. **THE **CURSE***ED Ones Don't Care who's ***SOOUULLSS**** are eatedZZZ I pulled this outta my cow's Stomach. Then I Sat on it for a week. Then I dropped it in battery acid and it looks funny now. It will require cleaning, I hope you guys are fine with that. |
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