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08-04-2017, 10:39 PM | #1 |
Cobra Lab Rat
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: California
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Well, what do you think? Pretty accurate?
Hee hee. ---------------------- I have beheaded loads of figures. Buy one head, get another head free. If you want specific head, I will take knive and chop it for you. Will include neck, you will need to pull off. I will also charge you for an arm or a leg. Arms with no hands cheap. If you want boot, I will split leg for you. Cheap bodies for you if find beheaded body. Dirty bodies will be dirt cheap!! Comes in Body bags. If want, can divide body for arms and legs. It's cheaper if you their faces are deformed or smashed. No refunds if body is damaged. I charges less an Arm and Leg if missing arm and leg. No refund for crotch damage, replacement transplant takes too long. Dead Body looted equipment in separate lot. No Division. Guns sold separately! I mugged them so buy them now! Also have new vehicles, old vehicles, stolen vehicles, dirty vehicles, smelly vehicles stuffed with dead bodies and beheaded bodies. Some parts missing. Can buy separately, I chopped them off. Sold in BIGLOTS. Yes, BIGLOTS! Critical equipment and parts sold separately. If vehicle blows up or falls apart, I am not responsible for damages. I charges extra for color. The more color the vehicle has, the more I charge. If you find more then five colors, you get one for free. >> Shipping is a flat .00$100. Handling is charged per hand so I give quote after counting hands. No charge per body bag, wooden box is expense. -------------------- |
08-04-2017, 10:53 PM | #2 |
Range Viper
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08-05-2017, 12:16 AM | #3 |
The Man You Know & Love
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In The Middle of a Late Night Crew Orgy
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It's fun reading this in Jackie Chan's accent.
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08-05-2017, 07:48 AM | #4 |
Joe Gramps aka Mr H
Join Date: May 2012
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Try Gilbert Gottfried, it sounds hilarious with his voice.
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08-05-2017, 01:30 PM | #5 |
Range Viper
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