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07-03-2016, 04:19 PM | #6791 |
Bovine Excrement Viper
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Grats. I should have waited. Stupid exclusives and stupid unpredictability.
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07-03-2016, 04:21 PM | #6792 |
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Speaking of, I just found the Agent 13/Black Panther TRU exclusive online. No need to pay crazy eBay prices!
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07-03-2016, 04:37 PM | #6793 |
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Fight the power!
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07-03-2016, 08:26 PM | #6794 |
Smells Lemony
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Hit: Flint, man, I know it's not really my place to question command and all but well... Flint: No... no, Hit and Run. The new handbook encourages discussion among the ranks to help promote a positive work environment and increase the odds of mission success. Please, go on. Falcon: Wait, we have a new handbook? Wait, there was an old handbook? Flint: We do and there was, Falcon, but Hit and Run has the floor. Hit? Hit: Well, this is a jungle mission and kinda a stealth one at that. Flint: Correct. So...? Hit: So... was it really a smart idea bringing the mecha-man with mini-gun forearms and a jetpack? Flint: Valid point. Rock 'n Roll, when did you get a jetpack? RR: What? Shit's heavy, you want me to just tromp around in a jungle full of low branches, vines and exposed roots? No, sir. One misstep and I break an ankle. Slip sideways and I'm a turtle on my back... Maybe a broken wrist. Totally compromise the mission. Besides, there's a surf competition coming up next week I've entered. Can't score on the babes if I can't score on the waves, ya dig? Flint: Well, right on to that. But you can't expect to fly around in here... What of the vines and low hanging branches you mentioned? RR: Fly through the jungle? Hell no. Fly over the jungle? Hell-fucking-yeah! Cobra will shit those ceramic lawn gnomes when they see me buzzing overhead in strafing runs, raining semi molten lead death down on them at, wait for it... six... thousand... rounds per minute. Falcon: That does sound pretty bad ass... But, hang on, I'm the one named Falcon. Shouldn't I get the jetpack? Hawk gets a jetpack and he's nothing more than a desk general these days. Hit: I just want to point out again: Stealth Mission. Jetpacks, noisy. Flint: Hit and Run brings up a valid point. How loud is that jetpack? RR: Pfft... I don't know, can't hear it over the sounds of my mini-guns whirling away. Flint: Oh, never mind then. Falcon: Maybe... and hang with me on this, maybe we should all get jetpacks. I can radio them in. Lift-ticket can be back in like, thirty minutes tops, I bet. RR: Eh... I don't know, kinda like being the only one who has one. And they aren't cheap, Flint. You want to explain the expense report to Duke when all we're doing in here is recon? Hit: Wait, this is just a recon mission? Why are you even here then? RR: Duh, Shit and Run... I'm back up should things go South. You shit and run while I kick ass and take names. Six thousand rounds a minute. These babies can literally mow down a forest. You should see my neighbor's backyard. Went through his fence, his oak tree, his semi above ground pool and back porch... his tool shed, that rust bucket Trans Am he's "going to fix-up some day" and his kid's play set. You ever see Predator? Like that, only I'm one guy with two BFGs. Now, we doing this or what? Flint: Aaaand that settles that. Good talk, gang. Broke down some real barriers here today. Just goes to show constructive talk can happen anywhere. Yo Joe! Now, let's move. Hit: But...? Ah, nuts to it. Last edited by Hicks_Royel; 07-03-2016 at 08:43 PM.. |
07-03-2016, 10:17 PM | #6795 |
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Please continue, Hicks. I am fully invested.
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07-04-2016, 02:07 AM | #6796 |
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It's like GI Joe just met Archer.
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07-04-2016, 03:30 AM | #6797 |
Smells Lemony
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I got nothing, tank's tapped. That's how the photos work. A nugget of a thought gets in there, a picture's taken and I ramble until I get bored with the idea.
Like holy kool-aid and all those comments left under people's contributions to the tfw mp appreciation thread. The Masterpiece Appreciation thread - Page 4152 - TFW2005.com Last edited by Hicks_Royel; 07-04-2016 at 03:35 AM.. |
07-04-2016, 03:17 PM | #6798 |
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So today I learned that democracy was born on July 4, 1776. Praise the powder!
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07-05-2016, 05:24 PM | #6799 |
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Grrr. Have I mentioned that I hate my postal delivery people?
Today's annoyance: I happen to be home (thanks to the last remnants of a summer cold - which sucks) so I'm watching for two packages which are supposed to be delivered today. Both say "out for delivery" as of 11 this morning. I'm kinda bored so I'm checking for updates every 15 minutes or so. Around 4:45 I see that the one has been updated: Quote:
July 5, 2016 , 4:38 pm
Delivered, In/At Mailbox MOUNT AIRY, MD 21771 Quote:
July 5, 2016 , 4:59 pm
Notice Left MOUNT AIRY, MD 21771 We attempted to deliver your item at 4:59 pm on July 5, 2016 in MOUNT AIRY, MD 21771 and a notice was left. I suspect, given how this sort of thing has gone in the past, that they got down the street and realized they had missed a package, and just scanned it as "unable to deliver" rather than actually turning around and trying to deliver it.
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07-05-2016, 07:19 PM | #6800 |
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I get that a lot for Prime deliveries that were supposed to happen on Sunday. It's a PITA.
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