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05-27-2011, 03:43 AM | #3351 |
Smells Lemony
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So, I'm watching some llamas for my parent's friends this week...
Today, I went to feed them and as I was opening the gate, one of them spat upon me. Well, it was more of a shotgun blast of snot and hay/sweet feed residue but you get it. I reckon he was feeling territorial. Well, I went ahead and started to distribute the feed to the four other llamas waiting till last to feed the one that had opted to establish dominance. When I got to him, I poured out his feed, let him get his nose near the bucket and spit on his head... When after he got over the shock, he attempted a second time and I did it again. This went on for a while until he just gave up and waited for me to leave. If he spits on me again tomorrow, I'm gonna pee in his bucket. |
05-27-2011, 07:53 AM | #3352 |
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What is...llamas? Dominance? How many times did a llama spit on you? What?
This doesn't happen to normal people, Hicks. That's all I'm sayin'.
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05-27-2011, 08:43 AM | #3353 |
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I mean, just to revisit this, the worst part of my week is that I was back at work at 7:30 this morning after not leaving till 9 pm Thursday. Why so late? Because it was "Awards Night," which means a couple of hundred people sit in a goddamned sweltering gym and watch a bunch of kids collect awards they don't care about. Madness. And the worst part is it is combined middle and high school awards, so I have to sit there and watch a bunch of 5th graders collect certificates for, ya know, not shitting themselves for 6 months straight, or whatever they give awards for at that level nowadays.
Also I got W5 from BBTS this week. The short short reviews: Steel Brigade: awesome. Hawk: yes. Cobra Commander: not bad. Cobra Trooper: yes. Blowtorch: gave him to a friend, waiting for variant. Jungle BAT: Pile of failure.
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05-27-2011, 09:39 AM | #3354 |
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My wife and I sometimes help farmers in the area care for their alpaca - I've been spit on a few times. The smell lingers.
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05-27-2011, 10:02 AM | #3355 |
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Fixed that for you.
The worst part of my week was losing a barely 2-year-old filling and finding out I needed a root canal. Then getting the root canal. |
05-28-2011, 02:30 AM | #3356 |
Smells Lemony
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Wha-zing... Yeah llama spit lingers too. Even after changing my clothes and washing my skin off, I could smell it in my nose. He didn't even lay his ears back today though, I reckon he learned his lesson. Now I gotta put up with the bipolar dog of their son.
So yeah, if a llama puts his ears back spit on him before he spits on you. Fogger knows. Documentary channel has a thing on the word fuck. Not sure if its going to be interesting or just a bunch of people taking advantage of the context to say fuck on television uncensored. Either way... ooo brief nudity. Edit: well, the animation was funny but I was hoping for more than poorly drawn boobies... And yet, I still watched them bounce around. Says so much about me. I also got in my wave 5 stuff from HTS and Toywiz... both opted to split my orders into two shipments that shipped within 24 hours of one another [four boxes in two days] but I got my extra trooper and Steel Brigade figures. And no, I ordered mine from Toywiz before the price hike and they honored my order price. So yeah, new troopers! But I gotta say, I'm more impressed with the trooper than the Steel Brigade. I think I'd rather the Brigade had some other means of getting the idea of the turtle neck out there. And his mask wasn't green. Edit, the second: Why is the guy in the Trogan vibrator commercial so excited that his girlfriend got three of them from her friends? I mean, it seems that she's been complaining to her friends about his lack of performance and he's stoked that they know he's not getting the job done on his own... am I overthinking this? Last edited by Hicks_Royel; 05-28-2011 at 02:36 AM.. |
05-28-2011, 05:58 AM | #3357 |
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05-28-2011, 02:24 PM | #3358 |
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You're overthinking it. My gf has a box of toys ranging in size from a tiny bullet to one of those enormous gong-mallet Magic Wands. When I go over on the weekends and I see she's had the box of toys out, I know I'm getting some.
Also, about the other thing: |
05-28-2011, 03:32 PM | #3359 |
Smells Lemony
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huh...
Oh, and there was more nudity actually. Some concert in Europe [I think] was shown where a couple pounded away on stage to metal... I think they were trying to save the trees or fight the establishment or something. I really wasn't paying attention to the message they were trying to get across. |
05-29-2011, 03:36 AM | #3360 |
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Save the establishment! Fight the trees!
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