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05-07-2009, 03:02 PM | #1091 |
Hisstank.Com General
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***News Flash from the Cobra Safety Center***
Fighting for Cobra increases your chances of not being hit on the battlefield by 71%. And is considered far safer than being on the Joe Side. The data collected while observing some of their best at the gun range showed that those poor guys couldn't hit the broad side of a bullet with a barn door. In fact you are more likely to get hit by a Joe while being on their team than as a cobra. Furthermore, it is rumored that a squad of joes are supposed to meet up with some stormtroopers for pointers over the weekend. VQ brokered the deal and Pyro showed mercy and granted the delay. ***end report*** |
05-07-2009, 03:32 PM | #1092 |
Darth_Henning
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And yet, G.I. Joe are the current winning team.
Amazing how Cobra spins their loss.... |
05-07-2009, 03:36 PM | #1093 |
Darth_Henning
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From the Cobra Thread:
Quote:
Shall I remind you that they were both WINNERS. Just like the Joe team. |
05-07-2009, 03:40 PM | #1094 |
Hisstank.Com General
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and you have Lance Storm in your Signature...
nuff said. |
05-07-2009, 04:01 PM | #1095 |
Plastic-Curves.com
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Let's keep team specific recruiting in the respective recruitment threads, please.
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05-08-2009, 05:22 PM | #1096 |
Paranoid Schizophrenic
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Clowns... enjoy your victory. Eventually, every dog gets a bone. The question will be are you able to repeat. And then after that... will you be able to repeat over, and over, and over, and over and over just like COBRA already has done.
I am glad you are basking in your 10 point win. Because when the battle starts again, you can use that as some sort of motivation I'm sure. Even when your very last soldier is bleeding out they can put a smile on their face thinking of that little fact. Beware clowns. The snakes are coming. And we've got a full-loaded team of ruthless mercenaries. We've also got Revenge on our mind and venom in our bite. COBRAAAAAAAA!!!!
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05-08-2009, 05:35 PM | #1097 |
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Enjoy it clowns, cause this time the Cobra team is gonna stomp a mudhole right through the whole sorry bunch of ya.
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05-08-2009, 10:48 PM | #1098 |
Paranoid Schizophrenic
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Even GAMBIT wants to join COBRA!!!!
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05-08-2009, 11:07 PM | #1099 |
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Oh, we have clowns. Yes, yes we do...
We have your friends down here, Cobra...They float now... That's COBRA blood... C-c-c-Cobra? Psh. Cobra? I thought my jokes were bad. |
05-08-2009, 11:10 PM | #1100 |
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You just wish you clowns could come up with a funnier joke. haha.
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