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08-21-2011, 07:41 PM | #1 |
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Did you have any teachers that to this day you can't forget because they flat out sucked?
I have a few and since it's probably illegal to find them on facebook and ask them to fight me, I'll just vent here. First of all my Kindergarten teacher had about as much business being around children as a serial killer does. She wouldn't let me leave one day because I couldnt zip my jacket...so my mom came in and freaked out on her. My zipper was broken. Mrs. Spina can suck it. My 5th grade teacher had that bunt thing going so it was like she had an ass in the front and finished everything with "You'll be sadly mistaken." I just talked to a girl on FB about this...we still laugh. Mrs. O'toole can suck my balls. I'll get to Jr high next...for now go head and bitch about your teachers. |
08-21-2011, 07:47 PM | #2 |
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About 70% of all teachers in the world have that front ass thing goin on. It's sickening...
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08-21-2011, 08:18 PM | #3 |
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Ahhh!!! Front ass ewwww ahhhh!!! Double chin double ewwww ahhhhh a mole with hairs in her double chin wtf!!!!???? Yeah that was my sohpmore yr math teacher she always put me in that 3 hour detention on saturdays for pointing at her mole mole mole guacamole
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08-21-2011, 08:48 PM | #4 |
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There were two I deeply hated.
Ms Vingara....who was my 7th grade science teacher, out of the blue she asked us to come up with a new idea for an invention that would be helpful. I came up with a solar heated coffee cup...seemed like a cool idea...so then she turned it on us and said ok build it. Ec Excuse me? What does a kid in the 7th grade know about building a solar heated coffee cup? My mom a single parent who her herself never graduated highschool because she quir to have me also knew nothing of this. We eventually fought it and won, but she was such a bitch about it. And Mrs Frick by highschool we were bused to the school....the bus one day was late...traffic...she was the attendance officer so we had to check in. It went something like this.... Why were you late? The bus was late stuck in traffic. Well thats not a valid excuse for being late. Uhmmm how so? You should have taken an earlier bus. Excuse me? There is no earlier bus....just the one that brings us here everyday. Well why didn't you take the school bus? This WAS the school bus! No excuse. I went to the principal and he reversed it but what a bitch. This same lady would call us in class by other names, "Joe....Joe....answer me Joe!" "ME?" "YES!" "My name is Ed not Joe." "Go to the office tell them I kicked you out, tell them why." Ok and needless to say they would laugh when I relayed that. |
08-21-2011, 09:21 PM | #5 |
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I had a fourth grade teacher, Ms. Vandevander. Two instances I remember.
One we were studying after school for Math Field day coming up and she provided us Pepsi and chips while four of us were practicing for the different skills competitions. I drank some pepsi and burped and she went on a 10 minute tirade about how bad my manners were and that I was not to do that again...and I even said I excuse me when I did it. Second time, she gave me an F in hand writing. We had to use these special spiral notebooks and being a lefty I had to write over the spiral so needless to say my hand writing wasn't the greatest...couldn't keep all the cursive letters going in the same direction...anyway I got an F on my report card and my mom went in and talked to her. And my mom says how many other kids are failing, and she said there's a few...Mom said I bet all of them are left handed and have to write over the spiral don't they. She didn't say anything....turns out all the lefty's were failing her class. Next semester we had right spiral notebooks for the few of us southpaws. |
08-21-2011, 09:23 PM | #6 |
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all of them except for my 6th grade teacher, who was hot as shit, and who got fired for having an affair with another teacher, i still got my fap time in though
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08-22-2011, 01:41 PM | #7 |
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yea i had a spanish teacher who always got pissed if i didn't do my homework but im spanish so im already good at it and she never even marked the homework, she just checked if it was done or not and when it came down to doing tests/quiz she never gave me perfect it always had to be .5 off like 29.5 out of 30 or 49.5 out of 50 lol it was ridiculous. anyway too make up for it when she asked me to read a paragraph i purposely read as if i didnt know how to read which pissed her off and made everyone laugh
anyway i did have this grade 8 french teacher who was sexy as hell and one time she droped a piece of paper infront of me and she went to go pick it up and i saw her boobs!!! well her black bra but still that was one of my happiest moments
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08-22-2011, 01:58 PM | #8 |
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Dude, it's not a 'front ass'. The technical terms are FUPA or GUNT.
I prefer GUNT (you know, when a cunt and a gut get combined. FUPA (fat upper pussy area) is acceptable though. I remember my 2nd grade teacher was a war vet. She was old, senile, was missing an arm (she had a hook for gods sake) and would swear, throw things at us... I have no idea what I learned that year except to have a healthy fear of people with PTSD.
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08-22-2011, 02:11 PM | #9 |
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There was one teacher I had in high school for Biology. He would sit up front and read from the text book every day and never really teach. What a jackass. He had a book that if you aced a test you were allowed to look through it. It was a book on various sickness and deformities. He got fired that year.
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08-22-2011, 02:15 PM | #10 |
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FUPA!!! awesome
My 8th grade band teacher. Our regular teacher was out on maternity leave and they brought in some douchbag that had it out for me. Don't know why. At any rate, he made me HATE band and I stopped playing halfway through the school year. Thus, I never had bandcamp stories :( |
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