I drunk text Unclassified

Actually I havent in awhile...like months, and I only had 2 beers when I texted him this Friday night. But as usual...it was nonsense.

My name is PitViper and I am an Unclassified drunk texter.

hahaha glad you two can text each other and have fun Bros before Hoes!

yur the one whoo drunk. blurrrgghhhhh.

Originally Posted by Tankster

hahaha glad you two can text each other and have fun Bros before Hoes!

Man hell yeah...when 25th came out I was on my ass with a jacked up shoulder in a sling. I found the tank and started playing catch up....all I did was stay in a oxycontin coma and text him for toys....it was f'n awesome lol.

Just got back from post band practice Oktoberfests and baseball highlights....nursing some night caps.

My finger is on the trigger.....it might be better if I wait till like 1 AM to just ask a random 25th questions.

haha..



man, i got blitzed last night. i ended up fallin on some ppls chair and bent it, haha.. i heard that today, i love next day stories... man i got wasted.. luckily i didn't know not one person at the party except for my few friends. i wear a t-shirt sleeve on my head, been doing it for like 15 years, anyway, i see these two dudes talking and laughing and the one dude was like oh , man, he caught us, i was like yo, what's up bro? you talkin' shit? and the one kid comes over and was like yo, i was just saying to him, man, i think that dude got a bandage on his head.. i went from ready to fight , to laughing my ass off. man, what a night.. luckily, no waking up with a new broken something this time.

You should post Unclassifieds number so everyone can drunk text him.

stop... to many don't like me here..

Originally Posted by Unclassified

stop... to many don't like me here..

So? Those are the people you should want txts from.

Give me your number. I'll sober text you while you're drunk?