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08-04-2020, 04:41 PM | #1961 |
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how they ended in Clea's bed together? Samsson, you evil pervert, you edited that part, right!?!
better change topic; what happened to Cable's little screwers team? and Batsy, and Red Hood? someone in the League people recalled to give a whistle to Atlantis about satellite debris? |
08-04-2020, 10:17 PM | #1962 |
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how they ended in Clea's bed together? Samsson, you evil pervert, you edited that part, right!?!
better change topic; what happened to Cable's little screwers team? and Batsy, and Red Hood? someone in the League people recalled to give a whistle to Atlantis about satellite debris? Great questions. Heres what I'm currently doing. I am bring all loose plot points up to the moment the satellite hits. * Dr Mindbender at Dr Stranges * Mad Monk getting Golobulus * The Wolf squad in Venezuala * Sparks with the 6 million dollar man. Once these are caught up. We will be on current time across the board. roughly 6-7pm EST...Then the real fun begins.....
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08-07-2020, 09:03 AM | #1963 |
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08-08-2020, 09:53 PM | #1964 |
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***CHAPTER 33 EPISODE# 263***
*** PREVIOUSLY *** JC: Bollocks **** NOW **** JC: Lets DANCE !!! JC: scutum tuæ protectionis accipe!!! Dr Strange: DRANGONS BREATH OF EREBOR !!! JC: WOOOOAH WOAAAAH MATE !!!! JC: WOOOOAH !! Easy there mate!! I dont have me flame resistant knickers on. JC: Em evreserp yefual fo htaerb eht tel !!!!! JC: That was a dirty spell Stephen!!! Is that any way to treat a mate? Dr S: Enough John! Laser Viper#23 : OH SH*T !!! Tombstone: Of course he flies. JC: GOOD TIME TO SHOOT MATE!!! Tombstone: Noted Dr Strange: DAMN IT JOHN !!! face timpul să stea pe loc ! Dr Strange: As I said John enough is enough. Constantine: I'd have to agree. Constantine: Listen, mate. I could care less about these wankers or whatever seems to be driving the whole country into the sh*tter. Im a not so humble servant. They want the casket. I agreed. What's so special about it anyways? Dr S: Whats so? What so? *sigh* THIS JOHN! This is what we all have told you. YOU DONT think. Youre here helping them steal an artifact out of the mystic sanctum and you have no idea what it is. Well, let me tell you. This casket isnt your normal casket. it is the prison of هو الذي يركب الحصان الأسود (He who rides the blk horse). JC: ? ok..That was bloody well performed mate. But I dont follow. Dr S : The rider of the blk horse John. One of the four horsemen of Apocolypse. JC: AS in the biblical four horsemen? Dr S: Perhaps..or the stories are based off of real entities. JC: What a load of malarkey !! Even if that was true. No. Lets say it is true. Why the bloody hell do you have it here? Banish it to another dimension or something. Ye know whats said, if all four horsemen were ever reunited it would be the end of days. Dr S : Correct. Which is why I cant allow you to have it. For them to have it. I have had a vision and it showed me that this group of madmen have already gotten their hands on at least on other pale rider.They know what they are trying to unleash. Clearly the chaos already happening is due to this shaking of the scales of balance. JC: All rather intriguing. BUT they agreed that if I helped them I could take one thing out of here.So Im going to live up to my part of the bargain. Dr S: John if you needed to borrow something. why not just come and talk to me? I'd most likely say no. But at least we handled it like adults. What is it you need? JC: A book Dr S: YOU could just go to the library. JC: hehe Well played mate. Not just any book. I need the Magdalyne Grimm Warre Dr S: Sorry John. Not going to happen. JC: Had a feeling you'd say that ol'boy. Very well shall we take this outside? Dr S. Lets. JC: Well this is nice. Comfy? Dr S: Not a game John. JC: Right. Shall we?... Dr S : NO MORE PLAYING NO MORE GAMES ! THIS ENDS NOW AS I BIND YOU WITH THE THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK !!!!! JC: AAAAAAH !!! Dr S: I'm sorry John. I didn't want to have to bind you. But you've given me no other option. Yield. JC: SO THATS THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS YA TOSSER!!!! VERY WELL!!! JC: Rukou izelu zlomiť tieto putá a prepustiť ma (Hands of izel break these shackles and set me free) You wanted to play dirty. Well now its my turn... JC: Privolal som Merricka a jeho démonskú hordu, aby som urobil svoju ponuku. poď ma brániť (i summon forth merrick and his demon horde to do my bidding. come forth defend me) TO BE CONTINUED...
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08-09-2020, 01:22 PM | #1965 |
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Uh oh I think Doc Strange has lost this one!!
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08-09-2020, 11:11 PM | #1966 |
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Yeah Dr. Strange is going to need backup.
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08-10-2020, 03:40 AM | #1967 |
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Dude, he's the Sorcerer Supreme !!Don't count him out just yet.
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08-11-2020, 04:36 PM | #1968 |
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He needs Brother VooDoo!!!
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08-11-2020, 10:24 PM | #1969 |
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08-16-2020, 03:18 AM | #1970 |
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**** CHAPTER 32 EPISODE# 264 ****
*** PREVIOUSLY *** JC: Privolal som Merricka a jeho démonskú hordu, aby som urobil svoju ponuku. poď ma brániť (I summon forth Merrick and his demon horde to do my bidding. come forth defend me) *** NOW *** Dr. S: DAMN IT JOHN !!! YOU KNOW THE RISK OF RELEASING MERRICK !!! Merrick: LOOK BROTHERS !!! IT IS OUR DAY! TODAY WE GET TO KILL CONSTANTINE AND STRANGE!!! Dr. S: Not today Demon !!! Dr. S: Lucerna Dei illustret. IBO ad carcerem tuum !!!!!! Dr. Strange: LET that be a lesson fouls things... Dr. S: As for you John. John?...John?....By the ancient one!!! ***MEANWHILE*** JC: HA!!! Fell for the ol' sleight*of hand ya sod !!! JC: Once again you've proven you're more of an arrogant arsehole than me. JC: Fell for the Okie Doke mate. Oh, Stephen. I know this wasn't the most honorable way to beat ya. But I need ya out the way. Oh yeah. One more thing... JC: Always wanted to do this. JC: Harder for you to return with your body out of commission. Now for you wankers. Operatus est resolvendum !! JC: Gather your wits. JC: Come on get it together. JC: Time for ya to get your prize and get out. **** MOMENTS LATER **** JC: Well ya got what ya want. Hope ya got an escape plan. I agreed to get you here. Not get you out. Dr. Mindbender: We have that covered. Cobra Commander we are ready. Cobra Commander: You have it? Dr. Mindbender: Yes Commander. Cobra Commander: Excellent. Readying for the BOOMTUBE. JC: Boomtube? Did you say Boomtube? Dr. Mindbender: Pay no mind. Normally I would kill you now Mr. Constantine. But I am a professional and I will honor my word. JC: Mate I'm touched. Let me give you a warning. If you think what you have in that box is dangerous. The manufacturer of that Lil doohickey you're walking through is 100 times worse. Dr. Mindbender: I appreciate the warning. But we have everything under control. I bid you adieu Mr. Constantine. JC: Toodles mate JC: Now that, THAT'S over. Heeeello beautiful... JC: * Magdalene Grimm Warre- Book of Spells* AHHHH I have been looking for you for months!..You're going to help me with a few things... JC: Which one first?OOOOh yes, page 789...Land of sex fairies here I come !! Cable: CONSTANTINE!!! John...Constantine? JC: *sigh* Who wants to know? Ya know what I don't care. Bugger off. JC:*sigh* You're still staring at me aren't you? Cable: Yes JC: Well bloody well stop it! Ya given me the willies. You have the look of someone that was trying to stop Dr. Monopoly. Well, ya just missed him. Cable: It wasn't my purpose to stop him. Stopping him wouldn't have altered up-coming events.....much Cable: To stop all of this I need y_ MAN-THING NO TOUCH!!! I need you to come with me. JC: And do what? Save the bloody world? No, I'm good. Cable: I don't have time for this John. JC: WELL I DONT HAVE TIME for all your "let's save the world, John. Can't do this without you John...blah blah blah"..bloody hell Cable: MAN-THING NO TOUCHY!!! Like I said. I don't have time for this. If you don't come with me. I will make it my mission to find and erase you in every timeline known and unknown. Starting with you. Think of someone else other than yourself for once. JC: SEE !! That's what I am*talking about. Your time-traveling blokes always want to talk in bloody riddles. Ya want to stop the end of the world. Part of what causes it is right in front of you and you could eliminate it off the board. But no, if you do it too soon then it makes other malarkey happen. Its all rubbish. Cable: Constantine. They have 3 of the 4 horsemen of Apocalypse. If they gather the fourth. if they wake him the*second and third phases of what's being planned will be set into motion. America and perhaps the world is thrown into chaos will ensue. JC: Has anyone ever told you that you would be bloody amazing as a chairman of a pyramid scheme. I felt the intensity. Still not sure whats the big deal even if he comes back. Not like the capes and tights committee cant humble him a bit. I really don't think ya need my help, mate. Cable: Listen Constantine. I'm going to say this, last time. You are coming with me. If I didn't need your drunken contemptible arrogant smelly ass I wouldn't be here. If you don't come, I'll drop you in the sun. I know your good at what you do but I don't think you could survive that. JC: I've been in the pits of hell. Don't think it gets hotter than that. BUT for the sake of argument lets take a stroll JC: So were all acquainted. Whos the salad? Cable: This is Man-Thing. JC: Charmed. Not a talker..maybe you should have grabbed the other green swampy guy... Cable: I tried. He told me to F*** off... Cable: let's go Dr. Strange: ConstantIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE!!!!!! Wong: Sir I am back from the store!!! Dr. S: *Sigh* TO BE CONTINUED...
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