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07-05-2009, 03:49 PM | #21 |
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07-05-2009, 03:55 PM | #22 |
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Funny enough the one thing that actually did bother me about the movie was not mentioned.. why were there two sets of Constructicons? One that formed Devastator and another set that died in battle separately?
As for everything that was mentioned, I think he is expecting too much from this type of movie. its not freaking Shindlers List you know.. A lot of what hes mad about is the Gags.. well they are that.. Gags.. Laugh .. hahah! you know.. JOKES? This is a movie based on a Toy Franchise its supposed to be fun... but it has plenty of serious to it as well. which is why it is awesome. Is it the best movie ever made? Hell No.. is it an Awesome movie? Hell Yes.. I'm seeing it again tomorrow.
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07-05-2009, 03:55 PM | #23 |
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My point exactly!
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07-05-2009, 03:57 PM | #24 |
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07-05-2009, 03:59 PM | #25 |
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yes and some cane be explained
2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus? cuse they need the key to revive him with enough power to fight the fallen. also the pice sam had was to small. 3. Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar? yes the doc would have. 4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure. they used spare parts. also to give him a human feel. 5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie? she was made of light metal, also BB didnt know she was he didnt want sam to cheat on Mikaela 6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen? no it was from his spark it keeps some of there first users memory. Megs was not the only one who killed him he was fighting 5 of them at once. jetfire was a old one who had special powers. 7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really its a movie 8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance? its a movie 9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?! no he was not in robot heaven it was the plane of all that exists 10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean? ok sams hand was hurt when he went through the space bridge. the sox was his not extra. the fallen was planing on what to do. wheelies well that bays humor cuse it wasnt Devastaor they just had a lot of constriction vechails . cuse they thought if the auto bots left so would the Decepticons. also our wepoans where fitted with survo rounds. cuse it was advance tech and they didnt know how to so they hid it, it grew in size just like the Allspark. its a movie wow. |
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Next thing we'll be talking and arguing about is the the evolution of the market economy in the early colonies.
My thoughts are that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalist and... Did I lose you yet? |
07-05-2009, 04:14 PM | #27 |
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I thought the movie was a fun ride. Enjoyed it more than X-3!
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07-05-2009, 04:33 PM | #28 |
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Plot-holes? Yes. Will they even be explained? No. Fun-movie with some of the best robot battles in movie history? Indeed.
I could care less for the human characters in both movies. Thyehumor was doumb for my taste but, I was just happy to see Starscream being an opportunistic coward towards Megatron and Optimus Prime actually doing what he did best in the 1986 movie: Kick freaking steel plate. In that department the movie succeed. |
07-06-2009, 12:16 PM | #29 |
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The defenders of this gigantic turd of a movie to will have nothing but great things to say about ROC when it comes out, right? Since plot holes, character changes, and plain ass stupidity are cool when it comes to movies about 80's toys.
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07-06-2009, 12:46 PM | #30 |
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The movie had a plot now?
There are a thousands of good movies out there with military dudes shooting at each other and doing kung-fu. As of now there are only two with giant robots kicking all forms of ass.
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