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03-23-2009, 10:24 AM | #91 |
"The Mayor"
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My sister is big into the books, but I told her I didn't fit the target audience because I wasn't a 15 year old girl and am not gay. She even thinks the shimmering crap is stupid. We do both enjoy True Blood tho (even if Sookie is annoying as all hell).
And what is the deal with all these entertainment rags talking about how hot the main guy is so hot? Dude has to be one of the ugliest guys on the planet - maybe Clint Howard could play an older version (if he ever aged). WTF would he be doing in high school if he is 200 years old? My sister couldn't explain that gem to me. If I was 200 years old I sure as hell wouldn't be going to high school. I wonder if statutory rape applies to 200 year old undead people nailing underage chicks? Maybe they can have a sequel with Van Helsing investigating emo vamps and jailbait.
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03-23-2009, 10:57 AM | #92 |
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wtf would he be doing in high school if he is 200 years old? My sister couldn't explain that gem to me. If i was 200 years old i sure as hell wouldn't be going to high school. I wonder if statutory rape applies to 200 year old undead people nailing underage chicks? Maybe they can have a sequel with van helsing investigating emo vamps and jailbait.
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03-25-2009, 08:19 PM | #93 |
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Yeah, I don't know what kinda vampires are in this movie but I would say they were goths with powers of some kind and not actually vampires.
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03-25-2009, 08:35 PM | #94 |
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Ok, I sorta liked it.. actually, the only part I really liked was where they burned the vampire and the baseball scene. Plus the house the vampires live in was pretty sweet looking.
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03-25-2009, 08:36 PM | #95 |
Screwballin'thread jackin
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There's not enough money or booze or drugs in the world that would make me see this movie.
I was at the theater the night this opened and it was just teeming with 14 year old emo douches and I just wanted to throw a match into their theater and lock them in while it burnt down. But my movie was starting, so i didn't. I really hate missing the previews. Now, let the right one is....that's a vampire flick worth watching.
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03-25-2009, 08:48 PM | #96 |
Full of Love and C-4
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ewwww.............emo-vamps..............................ewwww.
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03-25-2009, 09:01 PM | #97 |
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Havent seen it yet,but Thanks to the movie my wife has the first two books lol . I guess we all have to have hobbies !
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03-25-2009, 09:23 PM | #98 |
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I popped in vol 4 of Hellsing Ultimate (not to be confused with that Hugh Jackman turd) to cleanse myself of having seen Twilight.
Let me give you a lowdown of what this series offers. -Zombies. -Guns. -British vampires. -Armored zombies. -More guns. -Nazi vampires. -Foul language. -Vampire chicks. -Really freakin' humongous guns. -Scyth-wielding tattooed Nazi vampires. -Heroically badass mercenaries (with guns). -Gun-wielding zombies. -Nazi mad scientists. -Girls with glasses. -The most dangerous butler in history. -A "hero" vampire who uses a .454 that fires bullets made from the silver of the cross from Manchester Chathedral, when he gets serious, turns into a Lovecraftian cosmic horror that makes all the other vampires in the series (and probably in any other medium) crap their freakin' trousers and cry. -An indestructible, bayonette-wielding, scottish assassin priest in the service of the Vatican, who quotes scripture as he stalks you. -A catboy named Schrodinger (you'll get the joke when you see his "power", it's actually clever as hell). -England on fire. -The werewolf to end all freakin' werewolves. -The Major (there's no way to describe him that would do him justice). Did I mention it's also got girls, guns, zombies, vampires, nazis, and a werewolf? Walter (the butler): "It's about time I gave these young people a proper lesson in violence." And he does. |
03-25-2009, 09:51 PM | #99 |
Cobra Viper
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So I've been reading this thread tryin' to figure out what the EMO Emo is?
I still don't know........but apparently it's not kids dressing up as that furry red tickle me thing from sesame street.
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03-26-2009, 12:29 AM | #100 |
Highway Unicorn
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Simple-women like vampires and want to be romanced by them.
It's like I say..."Men are from Monster-Infested Cruise Ships, Women are from Vaseria".
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