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09-19-2008, 09:02 PM | #1 |
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Starring
WOODY ALLEN as COBRA Commander SARAH JESSICA PARKER as the Baroness LARRY DAVID as Destro JOHN MALKOVICH as Dr. Mindbender Much of the film is spent in Dr. Mindbender's office in the Terror Drome as COBRA Commander complains about his many problems, such as attempting to manage all of the different personalities of the COBRA hierarchy, the fact that his second-in-command is sleeping with their major weapons supplier who is technically NOT a member of COBRA but who somehow is getting in on all their top-secret meetings, how he has a thing for the Baroness, too, but she won't pick up on any of his signals, how the battle mask chafes and the hood keeps getting knocked askew and how jealous he is of the COBRAs who don't wear masks but how he doesn't feel he can suddenly just go maskless because the mystique he has built up around the image of his mask like Darth Vader, plus acknowledging that his face just isn't one to inspire global terror. Also about how difficult it is with meeting new ladies because since he can't reveal his identity he has to wear the mask in the bedroom and he looks ridiculous in Calvin Klein briefs and the hood or the mask and just kills the mood every time. He also asks Dr. Mindbender why he dresses the way he does to which Mindbender replies the Commander is paying $500 an hour to talk about HIS problems, not Mindbender's fashion sense. Scenes cut between COBRA Commander's analysis sessions and meetings and cocktail parties in the Terror Drome where COBRA Commander gets belittled by Destro and endures other forms of humiliation. |
09-19-2008, 09:07 PM | #2 |
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09-19-2008, 11:18 PM | #3 |
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Even better is Woody Allen's "Bride of Frankenstein" sketch from "The Ben Stiller Show". XD
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09-23-2008, 10:19 AM | #4 |
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You have one glaring omission from any Woody Allen movie of late - Scarlet Johannsen. She could even play Scarlett.
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