Favorite TV Quotes

Apparantely someone posted a fave TV quote in movie quotes so I figure why did I not post this thread?

So go ahead and post ur fave

"Hooch is craaaaazy!"

-Scrubs

""Dad wants us to pick up where he left off. Saving people. Hunting things. The family business."

-Supernatural

Stewie-playing tuba

Fat guy-Stop it cut it out I have a glandular problem!!!

Fat guy-falls

Stewie-That'll be Sixty Dollars

"It's never lupus!"-House

"I put the condom on the banana, but she still got pregnant!"-Raising Hope

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
clay Davis, The Wire

It's not what it looks like-Three's Company

Classic one from Cheers


Afternoon Everybody

NOOOOOOORRRRRMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How they treating ya there Norm?

It's a dog-eat-dog world Sam and I'm wearing Milk-Bone Underwear!!!!

"Six seasons and a movie!" - Abed Nadir

"Let's do this. Red Shoe Diaries... I think you already know I have a thing for butt stuff..." - Troy Barnes

"Butterflies in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look, it's in a book. The reading rainbow, the reading rainbow...*crying* Set phasers to love me!" - Troy Barnes

these pretzles are making me thirsty-seinfeld

"Dr. David Banner, physician, scientist...searching for the hidden..."

Crap I forget the rest, but I love the way the Hulk show starts.