So its the Buddhists' fault... It all makes sense now.

Paranoid, who's paranoid? I'm not paranoid... Who said that? I got my eye on you... [and then that two finger, my eye to you gesture].

Heh.

LOL! you're too paranoid. it's actually one of the many monkeys that hang around Buddhist temples and the guy giving it water is one of the monks that live there.

You know, looking at the signature, I can't help but think that's the same monkey that developed some new strain of "Kill'em all Flu" soon to be sweeping across the world.