 Cobra Collector's 2nd Entry (BOLO)
25TH ANNIVERSARY BOLO !
If you have five dollars and Bolo has five dollars, Bolo has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Bolo's computer. Bolo is always in control.
Bolo can sneeze with his eyes open.
Bolo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Bolo can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bolo
Bolo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bolo has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bolo.
Bolo does not sleep. He waits.
Bolo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Bolo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Bolo counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Bolo's Mask. There is only another fist.
When Bolo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Bolo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Bolo's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Bolo can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Bolo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Bolo can slam a revolving door.
Bolo does not get frostbite. Bolo bites frost - Jism83
This is my second entry thought id add him since so many people are fans of The Mysterious Ninja Know As Bolo.
(Oh yes thats the guy that created BOLO in the factory's face on the end of the chain)
Last edited by COBRACOLLECTOR; 06-30-2008 at 12:20 AM.
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