So, as always we don't have any REAL rules In the 82nd Headquarters. You can still rob, stab, steal, kill, shoot, murder whoever you want.
Cobra did send us some new guidelines on etiquette.
Last week A recruit was caught talking about Cobra Commander when he wasn't around, Naturally the Baroness was within earshot and sold him down the river.
Guidelines are as follows.
1. No 82nd Alley Viper may speak poorly of our division Or anyone in the Cobra Legions (Yes, Even B.A.T.S. are off limits) Or they will be breaking rocks in the new "Tundra" project.
2. Be respectful of your brothers (They may save your life one day)
3. To be respected be respectful.
4. Make sure the Baroness isn't around.
The Story Of The Strike Team.
Rebecca Johnson has the story, Rebecca?
A G.I. Joe relay station was blown up eariler today, causing the Hisstank forums to go offline for serveral hours.
Eye witness accounts link the bombing to the Alley Viper Urban Division, A rouge element of the terrorist group known only as Cobra. We caught up with G.I. Joe's very own Duke onscene. He declined comment, but had this to say.
"At this time there is no proof supporting Cobra's involvement And furthermore to suggest this ficticial shadow group known as the strike team exists is just untrue" "Pure propaganda" He went on to say "A malfunction in the power relay caused the ensuing fire and explosion" "Nothing more"
The HissTank was back up and running several hours after the incident. No one was seriously hurt.
This is the latest in a string of so called malfunctions and accidents.
G.I. joe has admediatly denied the existence of the strike team and says I quote "It's classic propaganda driven by Cobra to incite fear and panic" This dispite dozens of eye witness accounts all of which Joe claim to be "erroneous"
Coming off the heels of last weeks press conference. When G.I. Joe's Flint was asked And I quote "what has the G.I. Joe team done recently to earn their tax payer dollars"
A disgruntled Warrent Officer had to be held back by other members of his team.
G.I. Joe has declined to comment on the incident...