Who's gonna get drunk faster?

Another funny thread....

So it's monday night, everyone's at the bar enjoying some beer and watching sports on the TV.

Superman gets the idea to challenge everyone to a Drinking contest......

Who gets drunk faster?

Superman

Chuck Norris

Mr. T

Hulk Hogan

Samuel L Jackson

Tony Stark

Tony is going to be toasty. I'm not sure superman gets drunk.

Maybe this is Superman III Superman....

chuck norris because he has the tolerance of a little girl.

yeah, seconded on superman.
I say Hulk Hogan.. He's overdue for a Hasselhoff moment or two.
Also, you are reaching on poll content.
I said reaching, and poll, in the same sentence.
awesome.

This would be awesome to see in a Cheer's episode....

Chuck Norris fighting Hulk Hogan than having a drinking contest would just be awesome.
No, scratch that, drinking contest first, than fighting.
I'd pay-per-view that shizzle.

I'd actually have to go with Norris... He's kinda; a health freak, so I doubt he drinks to often. Hogan and Mr T are built, so body weight alone... Stark is a f'n drunk anyway, so his tolerance is high, Superman is an alien, and SLJ is just a superfreak.

And I'm pretty sure I can drink you under the table, so...

You are the weak link.

Enjoy

I think it border on impossible for Supes to get drunk.

Wolverine 25+ beers and barely buzzed

Capt America metabolisim wont let it happen.

Hulk had like 50 beers while watching the news about Infinity Gauntlet disapearings...

Que Zeppelin's "Ramble On.."

But at least you can feel better about this...

You'd make a cheap date if a broad wants to pay ;)