| Doin' it for the lulz
What kind of stuff have you done solely to amuse yourself?
An example: Years ago when I lived in a house and was just a young stallion frollicking through the world, I decided one morning that I wanted to make my neighbor angry. Where does the idea of "I wanna mess with this guy just cuz!" come from? I don't know, but ain't it great that kids have it all the time?
So every morning like at 6AM, I would go over there and plant a stick in the middle of his yard. It wasn't even a big stick, it was like a foot tall and half an inch wide, but you see, his lawn was perfect, and seeing this damn crooked stick in the middle of all this level grass annoyed the hell out of him.
So, the first day at like 7AM, on his way out of the house to his car, he noticed the stick and yanked it out, then threw it onto the sidewalk and drove off. I ran out and got the stick, then planted it back where it was, and walked to school.
Next day, I did the same thing, and he muttered something before tossing the stick again and driving off.
Third day, before he tossed the stick again, he stopped by it and looked around carefully. Then he slowly pulled it out, all the while still looking around, like how birds do when they're eating and they keep popping their heads up to see if anything is going to eat them, lol.
Next few days were like the second, a mutter and off he went.
Then one day, he was noticeably pissed and even called out his wife to show her what he was cussing about. She looked like she cared about as much we do about global warming, shit happens man, get over it, lol. This time he broke the stick and threw it in the trash bin. I mean, goddamn man, this stick has been bothering you for WEEKS, and NOW you decide to break it!? LOL!!! Undaunted by my fallen stick, I dug around at school that day for a similar stick, and used it that night, then made sure to take back the one he threw away so he thought it was the same stick. xD
When he came home and saw the ghost-stick, he was like NO! NOOO! (exaggerating, har har) and ran over to his trash bin and freaked/got more pissed when he didn't see it in there. He ran into the house and I started to hear yelling, sounded like "WATCHING THE HOUSE!" and "THE **** DO YOU DO ALL DAY!*" then I saw the guy's son storm out of the house all pissed and walk down the street with the mom and guy behind him yelling more stuff.
Of course, I was laughing my ass off, and had been doing so the entire time this went on, but now I see it was a pretty messed-up thing to do. What if he was taking out his anger on his family? What if the guy became unhinged and murdered his whole family over it? lol! Good times... xD
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