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10-20-2019, 01:20 AM | #1 |
The Man You Know & Love
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Welcome to The Official "My Joints Hurt, It Must Be About To Rain, And I Had To Walk 20 Miles To School In The Snow" Thread. A thread about growing old. We're all doing it, growing old that is. A bunch of old men with bodies that are breaking down, joints locking up, can't handle certain foods anymore, pissing and/or shitting your pants uncontrollably, wearing shorts with black ankle high socks, all the while playing with their GI Joe action figures.
Discuss your experiences as you get older here. We're with you buddy. You're not alone. You are amongst friends here. We feel your pain, your burden. We love you and you're worth it damn it! Credit for this thread belongs to Sataninjaku Last edited by sbartek1974; 10-20-2019 at 07:09 AM.. |
10-20-2019, 01:22 AM | #2 |
The Man You Know & Love
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What is it with junk food and getting older??? I'm 45 and I'm to the point where I can handle it anymore. After I eat McDonald's or Taco Bell or any other fastfood restaurant it feels like my heart has turned into a sledgehammer and it's trying to bust through my chest. But I'm becoming more convinced it's not a heart but more of a gastrointestinal thing.
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10-20-2019, 01:50 AM | #3 |
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HAHAHA! sign me up!
Has anyone seen my glasses? what in tarnation do you MEAN I'm already wearing them????!!?! You young punks these days, you have no respect for your elders! And get off of my lawn, dammit!!! Sad thing is, in all seriousness, all of my prior years of skateboarding really does mean my joints get to aching when those storms are rolling in, and I really have walked 20 miles in the snow (for "fun". That shit was a mistake.) I miss hamburgers because they now make me barf, despite their beloved greasy deliciousness. Sometimes it doesn't seem like I can get to the toilet fast enough, and though I've yet to soil myself, there have been a couple of close ones (kids, keep those long islands to under 10 per evening- trust me). And I'll be damned if I didn't catch myself saying "that's not real music" just the other day, just like my old man. 25 year old me would ROCK current me in the face with a 2x4 and call me a pantywaist, but I'd out-wit him in the end, he'd probably just be hung over anyway... That about covers it for tonight's installment, I'll be back if I get a sudden craving for prune juice, or become addicted to Maalox.
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10-20-2019, 02:26 AM | #4 |
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Oh my God! Yes!! I need glasses to read now. I can eat McDonald's and the like but I need to be careful of heartburn. Had an endoscopy in July. My knees and ankles get sore, probably as a result of breaking both my ankles twice. I hear ya!
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10-20-2019, 07:08 AM | #5 |
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Oh yeah, on my 40th birthday I needed the reading glasses. Now 5 years later I need a damn stronger pair. It sucks balls!!!
Plus, you kids call that rap music??!! Why in my days when I was a youngster we had real rappers, like Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Ice Cube, KRS One, Fresh Prince, Big Daddy Kane...... |
10-20-2019, 07:19 AM | #6 |
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I heard Nirvana on the local radio station that used to play oldies.
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10-20-2019, 07:56 AM | #7 |
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10-20-2019, 08:56 AM | #8 |
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This stuff is all too real. I get up every weekday morning at 5:20 to go to work, but now I’m trying to sleep in while my back cringes from the pain of lifting patients for over 20 years. And I can eat McD’s and TB, but my bathroom is a war zone afterwards O_o
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10-20-2019, 09:43 AM | #9 |
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I thought this thread was about the broken joints of Joe figures...
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10-20-2019, 09:45 AM | #10 |
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It’s getting worse than that. I usually play classic rock at my work (60’s - 80’s) and some of the new hires said to play something more modern, so I played some songs from the early 2000’s and they said that was old music! They said anything before 2013 was old music!
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