|07-24-2009, 02:05 AM||#91|
Join Date: Jan 2009
I got a piece of steel shot into my leg when I used to forge steel in Detroit. That didn't really hurt until they ripped my thigh open to look for it for like 2 hours. Then decided it was in way deeper than they thought. Still have it to this day. Sometimes it feels like a hot pot of coffee is on my thigh for a few minutes then quits.
Getting maced in the face for the sheriffs office. It was like frying sand in a wok and pouring the sand in your eyes. Then putting the wok on your face after. It sucked in so many ways.
Kidney stone for a damn month.(Nuff said)
They day the Dr. told me and my wife that my second daughter had cancer. I remember just sitting there and looking at my daughter as they explained what "Irregular" meant. She had no idea what the hell they were saying. I just grabbed her and held her until they left. I didn't even know what to say to my own daughter. That day is forever burned into my mind. 9/11/2008
I literally watched every single point in my life flash into my head. I have never felt so utterly helpless in my entire life.
It still makes me sick to my stomach to this day.
|07-24-2009, 02:06 AM||#92|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Site B
|07-24-2009, 02:09 AM||#93|
Arrest me Officer!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Your local jail
4 different times.
1st time:Finger was crushed between the sliding cage door on an old fashioned elevator.
One of these.... Old Elevator 1 on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
2nd time:I caught an over weight child in mid air. The little shit jumped on me off of a moon walk. I was in the middle of turning into his direction when I caught him. I felt something jolt in my lower back, and suddenly I saw a flash of colors before my eyes! It was horrible. The next day I was completely immobile from the back pain. My back has never been the same since.
3rd time: Had trouble closing the upper half of a window that shut upwards. Kept nudging the thing harder and harder each time, then finally I put all my strength behind it and slammed it shut right on my index finger. I ran around the house for about an hour before I stopped screaming. Had to keep filling a short glass with snow from outside, and just sticking my finger in it.
4th time: Had a soccer ball hit me dead square in the nuts...fully charged kick at point blank range. This one happened in middle school gym class. FUCK ME I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it. I was running behind a girl who was pushing the soccer ball down the field...but she had no idea I was behind her..She stopped, turned around, and kicked the ball as hard as she could before she realized I was right there. She did this all in one motion. After falling on the ground and almost puking from the pain, I could only hear uproarious laughter from every single person around. Even the teacher was belly laughing.. I can only imagine how funny it must have looked.
|07-24-2009, 02:19 AM||#94|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Boston, MA
I volunteered at a camp for kids with Cancer. They would bring in "celebrities" and what not for the kids. Being in RI, they brought some players from the New England Revolution soccer team including the mascot, a fox.
So all the kids are having fun, getting autographs while the mascot is playing with the kids. The kids were trying to score on him while he's in the goal. Well, he was being a DICK and blocking every single kick. Having a good right foot myself, I decided it was MY turn. I lined up and gave it my patented big boot. Right into his nuts.
He went down faster than Britney Spears in a Shell gas station Men's room.
He played nice after that.
|07-24-2009, 02:42 AM||#95|
Father of a little Viper
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Columbia Missouri
Backpain would definitely rate number 1. You can't move, you can't get comfortable, and you can't sleep. That is probably the worst pain i have ever been in. Second would be after i had my wisdon teeth taken out...
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|07-24-2009, 02:59 AM||#96|
Join Date: Apr 2009
went to the ER finally... they assumed I had an STD ... so they did this to me. for months afterwards all I could feel was a phantom metal q-tip
grazing my inner urethra... like horse hair on a violin... but obviously
less symphonic... turns out I was just dehydrated.
trying to make light of having a stranger stick something in my genital
I said calmly "Your the first woman who's ever been inside me."
DO NOT MAKE YOUR DOCTOR LAUGH WHEN SHE HAS METAL IN YOUR PENIS.
|07-24-2009, 03:23 AM||#97|
Arrest me Officer!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Your local jail
Also you can't shit right.
My back pain was so bad that my cheeks couldn't even make any contact with the toilet seat.
|07-24-2009, 03:56 AM||#98|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Alberta, Canada
Wow!!! I thought I went through some f**ked up stuff, but I think you guys have me beat by a mile.
I've been kicked in the nuts full force. That sucked, a lot.
I had both my knees hyper-extended at the same time in a football practice. If I learned anything while writhing in pain for countless minutes on the field, it was to play past the whistle. Also, to punch Jamie C in the face if I ever see him again.
I got hit in the thigh at a golf driving range. My buddy sliced his ball into my leg from less than ten feet away. We were both rolling on the ground but only he was laughing.
I've blown out my right rotator cuff.
I've had my ACL blown out in my left knee. That freaking hurt, though not as much as the f**king doctor twisting my leg around to diagnose the injury.
I've been tear gased and pepper sprayed.
I've been bit in the arm by a doberman / pitbull cross. The stupid thing wouldn't let go until I clubbed it a bunch of times with my metal flashlight.
I've been Tasered which hurt like...um..., holy f**k it hurt but only for 5 seconds. The damn hook from the dart broke off in my back and the doctor couldn't find it to remove it. I still have the metal shard in my back.
I get massive leg cramps that drop me like I've been shot. They are almost the most painful thing I've experienced.
But the worst thing I've felt lately was pissing burning razor blades. I don't know what the hell happened but for about 5 days everytime I pissed I wanted to cry or perhaps even die. The worst part, actually not the worst part as the pain was the worst, but a terrifying part of the ordeal was know it was coming. I could feel my bladder filling up knowing I would soon have to take care of business. The pain was unbelieveable. I would rather go through all my other shit again than piss razor blades again.
|07-24-2009, 04:04 AM||#99|
Join Date: Feb 2009
When I was in 4th grade a Dentist started drilling on a cavity. He decided to to do a root canal. It hurt so bad (he was manually twisting little file like things up into my tooth - this was a long time ago after all) that I refused to open my mouth to let him continue. He tried to gas me and I fought him off and ran. My older brother caught me and took me home. The worst pain was that night. Must have been like an open nerve directly to my brain. Needless to say I went back early in the morning and let the Dentist do whatever he wanted.
|07-24-2009, 04:21 AM||#100|
Spartan F5 Viper
Join Date: Sep 2008
Luckliy I have never been in a huge amount of pain, aside form the basics some have posted her with minor back aches that rifle down your spine or cramps here and there. I guess the worst I ever had was having my shoulder slammed into a basketball court hard top off of a wrestling mat. Coaches had us doing wrestleing moves and we had no idea what we were doing, I flipped over backwards off this guy and he pile drove me into the hard floor. I thought my shoulder was destroyed but luckily it was just disclocated and poped back in right after moving. That shit swelled something firece. Aside from that I got severly dehydrated a few weeks later on the field and passed out but no pain.
I do fear kidney stones though, I watched one of my freinds toughest ass mofo I knew screaming like a sissy all the way to the hospital one day with one that was rather large....it torse his ureter in 5 places...doctor said that was a rediculously sharp kidney stone...fear them to this day...
My mom stepped on a sewing needle that wedged up between he big toe and second toe next to it and hit a nerve...seeing the x-rays of that sends shocks down my feet LOL it hurts to just think of that and the phantom feelin git is in my damn foot!
My uncle has his torture stories from Vietnam, they gave him the good old sharpened bamboo they would push deep under your finger nails and pry em off to make you talk...totally f'ed up his knuckles...I can not imagine what that would feel like..
I am not certain why we feel pain, most of the things that end up causing it, there is not much of a damn thing you can do about it once it happens. Like slicing your finger deep with an exacto knife LOL oops welp theres a nasty cut, all bleeding, and aching like hell...not like I can fix it now damn it! hahah
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