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08-13-2009, 11:43 PM | #261 |
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08-13-2009, 11:50 PM | #262 |
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zombie outbreak is the one thing every culture can agree upon.
i don't care if you're christian, occultist, atheist, science-based, logic based, discordian, utopian, comatose, newborn, born again, zen, nudist, or nerd... whatever... somewhere between human evolution (and the complete opposite), biochemical warfare, the gates of hell, uncooked meat, global warming (or the lack thereof), the illuminati, my mom's alcohol intake, Sumerian prophecy... etc... there exists this common thread that a zombie apocalypse or something quite similar (i.e. 28 days later) is more than a possibility. itz a veritable inevitability.
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08-14-2009, 12:00 AM | #263 |
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I strongly agree with my fellow Tanker.
Think about the present pandemic, how much about it do we really know? We know it's a pandemic, whatever that is supposed to mean. I've heard people call it swine flu, but do any of us know what will happen if it spreads in out break formation, mutates and becomes airborne? The media calls it a pandemic I think that is media talk for we are warming up the safety bunkers for you Mr. Obama... Quote:
zombie outbreak is the one thing every culture can agree upon.
i don't care if you're christian, occultist, atheist, science-based, logic based, discordian, utopian, comatose, newborn, born again, zen, nudist, or nerd... whatever... somewhere between human evolution (and the complete opposite), biochemical warfare, the gates of hell, uncooked meat, global warming (or the lack thereof), the illuminati, my mom's alcohol intake, Sumerian prophecy... etc... there exists this common thread that a zombie apocalypse or something quite similar (i.e. 28 days later) is more than a possibility. itz a veritable inevitability.
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08-14-2009, 12:03 AM | #264 |
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I strongly agree with my fellow Tanker.
Think about the present pandemic, how much about it do we really know? We know it's a pandemic, whatever that is supposed to mean. I've heard people call it swine flu, but do any of us know what will happen if it spreads in out break formation, mutates and becomes airborne? The media calls it a pandemic I think that is media talk for we are warming up the safety bunkers for you Mr. Obama... of all of these people who seem to have deteriorating motor skills.
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08-14-2009, 12:07 AM | #265 |
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It sound like something in the water, something that sets in slowly over time, like a chemical.
Gyre-Viper, my friend, do not drink unfiltered water in your area. Your gf and you don't seem effected, so it's not airborne yet.
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08-14-2009, 12:08 AM | #266 |
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I'm prepared...I own semi-automatic rifles and handguns and my BDUs shall be tailored and freshly pressed...I shall stand before the masses with a purple beret at a jaunty angle looking like someone Queer Eyed Chesty Puller and I shall lead the masses to a mall where we shall proceed to fortify ourselves from the undead...until we realize that phil forgot the cocktail sauce and really...no post-apocalyptic band of survivors can make it without cocktail sauce. So with aplomb and patent leather boots no doubt manufactured by Gucci I shall lead my hand selected team of hair dressers, emos, goths, and an insurance salesman named Ted into the savage wasteland...heavily armed and fashionably attired, all carrying matching Murses with little dogs dressed just like us inside.
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08-14-2009, 12:10 AM | #267 |
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"if you can dodge a wrench..you can dodge a Zombie" lol
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08-14-2009, 12:10 AM | #268 |
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I'm prepared...I own semi-automatic rifles and handguns and my BDUs shall be tailored and freshly pressed...I shall stand before the masses with a purple beret at a jaunty angle looking like someone Queer Eyed Chesty Puller and I shall lead the masses to a mall where we shall proceed to fortify ourselves from the undead...until we realize that phil forgot the cocktail sauce and really...no post-apocalyptic band of survivors can make it without cocktail sauce. So with aplomb and patent leather boots no doubt manufactured by Gucci I shall lead my hand selected team of hair dressers, emos, goths, and an insurance salesman named Ted into the savage wasteland...heavily armed and fashionably attired, all carrying matching Murses with little dogs dressed just like us inside.
see if there are any Helixes on the pegs and end up getting snacked.
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08-14-2009, 12:13 AM | #269 |
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I'm prepared...I own semi-automatic rifles and handguns and my BDUs shall be tailored and freshly pressed...I shall stand before the masses with a purple beret at a jaunty angle looking like someone Queer Eyed Chesty Puller and I shall lead the masses to a mall where we shall proceed to fortify ourselves from the undead...until we realize that phil forgot the cocktail sauce and really...no post-apocalyptic band of survivors can make it without cocktail sauce. So with aplomb and patent leather boots no doubt manufactured by Gucci I shall lead my hand selected team of hair dressers, emos, goths, and an insurance salesman named Ted into the savage wasteland...heavily armed and fashionably attired, all carrying matching Murses with little dogs dressed just like us inside.
You may or may not make it but your plan made my day! I like that people are thinkin'! This is good! What else? What are you gonna do, feel free to get nuts with your story like my friend here, It's damn entertaining! SURVIVE, ~D.S.
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08-14-2009, 12:14 AM | #270 |
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I almost forgot, with all the Emos we'll have to pack extra razorblades and bandages...
Before entering the wasteland we'll all of course be issued Ipods with the collected works of Clay Aiken, George Michael, Boy George, and Yanni. We shall each drink heartily that night and then do crunches to work off those empty calories as we watch Dr. Phil and really wonder "How does that make you feel" we likely will get a late start because Dan a former investment banker from Berlin New Hampshire has forgotten to starch his socks per regulation. |
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