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03-14-2009, 01:23 AM | #1 |
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I've been single for over four years ladies and gentle tankers.
I'm very happy, I keep to myself. I don't drink myself into an early grave 6 nights a week and I don't do blow anymore. So. I was asked out today, I told her I wasn't into her that way and that i'm just a flirty guy. I said and I quote "perhaps you're reading too far into what I say and do" I was slapped. I was F***ing slapped in front of the general public, by a girl that was dumb as a box of rocks. <--- Why i'm single.
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03-14-2009, 01:24 AM | #2 |
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shouldve dropped to the ground.Held your face and started yelling ASSAULT!!! lmao
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03-14-2009, 01:25 AM | #3 |
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Girls are just like stamps. You lick 'em, stick 'em, and send 'em on their way!
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I know this makes me sound terrible, but I firmly believe in equal and fair treatment. Had a man slapped you, you should have rocked him in the jaw. Same goes for the bimbo... you just don't hit your significant other. That's domestic violence.
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03-14-2009, 01:25 AM | #5 |
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Ooooh yah bro....they can't handle that ish
Almost as bad as tellin them "you look tired" ...that also envokes rage.
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03-14-2009, 01:26 AM | #6 |
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Do you have any witnesses because you could file a police charge. She had no right to touch you. As long as you were not physically threatening her in any way, she had no right to attack you and you could get her charged with at least a misdemeanor charge of assault. Go for it man. Do you have any witnesses again because you would need them in court.
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03-14-2009, 01:27 AM | #7 |
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Since when does 'being into her that way' a prerequisite for for just a date? Sir, i think you have been single for TOO long.
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03-14-2009, 01:28 AM | #8 |
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Were you wearing that mask when this happened?
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03-14-2009, 01:29 AM | #10 |
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You should of told her the story of Slapaho.
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