|03-07-2009, 11:27 PM||#51|
Trust me. I'm a ninja.
Join Date: Jan 2009
I used to think there was still good in the world...
Seriously though, I tried for hours on end to use the Force, and still try when I can't find the remote.
|03-07-2009, 11:29 PM||#52|
Join Date: Apr 2008
When I was probably about 5 or 6, maybe younger I remember driving in the front seat of the car and looking at the controls on the steering wheel and seeing "cruise control". I actually thought that if you touched that button you could take a nap and the car would go where you want.
Also on the farm when I was about 8 or so I found an old goat skeleton and picked up parts of it and showed it to my brother. He told me "you will get aids now for touching that". I seriously believed him and ran to my mom. Man, I felt dumb about that.
Also watermelon seeds will make you pregnant.
Also when I was very young, my uncle asked me to go pee for him one time when we were watching TV. I got up and really tried but just could not go at that time. I was really upset I could not go and went in and told him I did. He said I did not and I thought he caught me lieing and would spank me. He explained to me he was teasing.
|03-07-2009, 11:39 PM||#53|
Join Date: Sep 2008
Jalapenos. When I was a tyke, my uncle told me that jalapenos were Polish pickles and to ld me to take a bite. Dumb, and hot. Learned a lesson that day and the lesson was that my uncle is a Dick.
I got some on my kid brother though... I told him potting soil was crushed Oreo's and he ate it by the handfull. Another is that he could in fact float on air like Burgess Meredith's Penguin by jumping off the second floor patio with an umbrella.
*sigh* the regret I have for abusing my kid brother.
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|03-08-2009, 12:33 AM||#54|
Janitor at Extensive Ent
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
This is not something I really thought would work but I thought it was worth a try, so I talked my cousin into it when we were about 8. I told my cousin that if he put water wings (flotation devices that go around little kids arms) around his ankles that he could run across the top of the water in the pool. It didn't work, his feet shot to the top and the rest of him went under, he nearly drowned.
|03-08-2009, 12:40 AM||#55|
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Long Beach, CA
|03-08-2009, 02:14 AM||#56|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: The Mitten
I lived in a sub-division off a street that had a lot of houses on it near a middle school. I remember walking to school and seeing the street sign the says "Slow Children Playing" I always thought it meant mentally challanged kids playing, but when I got my drivers license, it all made sense.
|03-08-2009, 05:24 AM||#57|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: In the Land that Time Forgot
Now this takes me back, one day my next door neighbor and I were playing in my clubhouse which was on my garage roof in the backyard and we told one of the new kids to our group that if he jumped off the roof holding a huge green hefty garbage bag that the air would catch it and he would parachute safely to the ground. I remember thinking this really would work but unfortunately he dropped like a stone and broke his arm on the fall...I was grounded for a good part of that summer...I don't know what went wrong, "the science seemed so solid" lol
My Feedback Thread: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...ikage-tat.html
|03-08-2009, 05:37 AM||#58|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Kreepy Kansas city
one of my first memorys as a kid walking outside in my front yard naked seeing a bee on a dandelion and walking up to it and stepping on the bee getting stung and not knowing what happened or why ..it was a odd memory to have
|03-08-2009, 06:38 AM||#59|
Warrior Of Bad Taste
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cape Fear Zoo
The dumbest thing I was told as a kid..and subsequently fell for until I was a teenager is that you could trust a cop.
by extension of that you could also trust teachers, politicians, and adults.
No offense to anyone who is the above...but your doing it wrong.
Punk rock, Horror movies,Hasbro, and MY SENSE OF HUMOR ruined my life.
Wanted: Vintage Joes, Punk records and G1 Transformers.
|03-08-2009, 07:32 AM||#60|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: So Cal
when seeing the real Sgt Slaughter was on AWA on ESPN, I thought there might be a real Joe team and cobra was real.
I used to believe WWF was real, like i would use to think Mounties carried shock sticks, or there were 2 Undertakers
I used to think Ultimate Warrior was Renegade until the real UW showed up in WCW.
I used to think alot of the celebs that showed up on Wrestlemanias were wrestling fans.
and whoever said about World Weekly News, I thought many of their stories were real/true not until they had their show on USA network a decade a ago that I discovered somewhere it was fake.
some kid a grade higher in elementary told me he was the kid in Small wonder and he was young Bruce in Batman, what a jerk.
a neighbor told me when I was still in my teens this was before the net, Prince the singer was 1/2 Filipino, of course that isnt true.
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