|02-22-2009, 02:17 AM||#1|
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: North Jersey
How I know I'm addicted. Ok well its Saturday night. My day went like this, I woke around 8 AM, went to the gym, was home and showered by noon. By 1 pm I was at TRU where I found Blowtorch and a Cobra Diver. Opened them, made shelf space and proceeded to clean my kitchen.
I had a blind date tonight. The person was someone from my sisters job. Im not big on blind dates at all, but I trust my sister, however Im probably gonna throw a shoe at her when I see her next. Hang tight a sec, let me explain my place in Joe-dom. I only got back into Joes a month or so ago and have been buying them like 1 by 1 over weeks time, thinking, look Im just getting the ones that didnt survive my childhood collection, Im not going crazy again. You have to understand up until recently I was reading like 10 different comic book titles monthly, have Marvel/DC collectibles from the early 80's till present, horror stuff etc etc you get it. But I thought I had the OCD part licked.
As we speak I usually hunt a few times a week, Im here daily, Im paying more attention to my Joes and shelves then ever. When I have free time during the day I think, "can I make it to Target real quick" or "do I have enough to get a few single cards right now?"
Ok, so I go on the date, the girl is friggin fat and has the personality of a bannana peel. But whatever I go with it, try to look on the bright side, stop being so shallow and maybe we'll connect....I tried everything from old tv shows, to sports, to the new president, to animals...you name it I tried EVERYTHING to connect with this girl and no matter how down to earth I was I couldnt get anywhere. I would have been better off bringing a cardboard cut out of a model and sitting it in front of me. Finally she starts talking and it was after like 2 hrs. This is the best part..I have no f'ing clue what she said. She started talking about her job and all I could think was "this is damn good wine, Im so f'ing bummed I cant find Croc Master or Matt Trakker...damnit, why cant I find these guys??, if I can hurry up and get rid of tubby over here pronto, I can go to the gym early, catch SportsCenter there then head straight to Target. If they dont have anything I'll just order them online".
So we wrapped it up, I walked Orca back to her car and Im sitting in bed with my laptop feeling like a winner, because Im gonna get to Target early and order those 2 come hell or high water.
I just shut off my light and my dog hopped on the bed, I also just texted my sister..."when I see you tommorow Im going to put you in a headlock and fart in your face".
The night was a total waste, its all good. Im getting Croc Master and Specialist Trakker tommorow!
|02-22-2009, 02:20 AM||#2|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Hisstank Wrestling Federation!
lol atleast you got a good story out of it.
|02-22-2009, 02:21 AM||#3|
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Cleburne Tx
At least you have your priorities straight.
|02-22-2009, 02:23 AM||#4|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: brooklyn new york
You should of told her you liked her, maybe tubby would buy you some joe's. Or at least payed for shipping.
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|02-22-2009, 02:23 AM||#5|
Join Date: Sep 2008
Whoa, lay off the portly girl. Perhaps she was intimidated by the fine specimen you are.
Sorry to hear your night was bunk, but lets not insult folks who carry some extra baggage. I for one like my women meaty... Not Jabba meaty but I can't stand skinny.
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|02-22-2009, 02:29 AM||#6|
Scarred Cobra Officer
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: New Jersey
LMAO. That is so funny. I spent all day in my sweats (pajamies) surfing (hisstank, ebay, flickr, etc.), reading comics and watching tv/dvd.
I watched a dvd tonight about this >>> If you haven't seen Lars and the Real Girl go rent it. It's hillarious as hell. It's about a guy who goes and dates around town a human size (Real Sex) artificial doll.
|02-22-2009, 02:31 AM||#7|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Site B
I normally spend one weekend night in to save money, collect my thoughts, and support my hermit side. Each one I feel rather bad about. Not tonight after reading what tonight could have been. Thanks friend!
|02-22-2009, 02:33 AM||#8|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: West Chester PA
|02-22-2009, 02:39 AM||#9|
EMPEROR, DARTH NAJA
Join Date: Dec 2008
Too bad you couldn't get your money back and spend it on Joes.
"THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE COBRA TO RISE UP AND REVEAL HIMSELF"
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|02-22-2009, 02:40 AM||#10|
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Long Beach, CA
that was a fun read. well done, dude.
your train of thought mirrors my own. only exception that my gf is hot and not a rotund waste of time. but the joe addiction is there! i hop in my car and check mobile ebay. i pump gas and check mobile ebay. i get home, boot up the laptop, get on the tank, and snipe ebay on a separate window. you are not alone, dude. we're out here with ya.
as for your big mama, you could have taken her for a romantic stroll down the joe aisle of your finest retailer... where she can see it in your eyes... you don't love her... you don't want her... your eyes are taken.
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