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01-20-2009, 05:11 PM | #1 |
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I made a big boo boo the other day at the store. I was in line at Academy buying a GPS device for someone at work. The cashier there was HOT!! Blonde hair, nice face, nice rack and then I kept looking down until I got to her hands. THEY WERE "MAN HANDS"!! And she really used them to to break open this plastic case for the customer in front of me. So when it was my turn at bat, she asked me: "Did you find everything you needed sir?" Without a hesitation or anything I said: "YES SIR!" Oh boy did I feel dumb and corrected myself really quickly! After the transaction was finished, I told her to have a nice day M'am. I felt like a complete idiot after that because she was HOT but those hands coulda choked the life outta someone!!
This is all Seinfeld's fault because there is an episode called Man Hands were he is dating a hot chick and she has some man hands breaking up a lobster like it was made of paper!! |
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01-20-2009, 05:14 PM | #2 |
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THAT is an awesome story.
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01-20-2009, 05:14 PM | #3 |
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Bet she gives a good massage.
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01-20-2009, 05:16 PM | #4 |
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Guess she wasn't really that hot. Hot enough can offset manhands.
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01-20-2009, 05:18 PM | #5 |
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You should have shook that paw, lol.
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01-20-2009, 05:20 PM | #6 |
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Man hands. lol
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01-20-2009, 05:20 PM | #7 |
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I made a big boo boo the other day at the store. I was in line at Academy buying a GPS device for someone at work. The cashier there was HOT!! Blonde hair, nice face, nice rack and then I kept looking down until I got to her hands. THEY WERE "MAN HANDS"!! And she really used them to to break open this plastic case for the customer in front of me. So when it was my turn at bat, she asked me: "Did you find everything you needed sir?" Without a hesitation or anything I said: "YES SIR!" Oh boy did I feel dumb and corrected myself really quickly! After the transaction was finished, I told her to have a nice day M'am. I felt like a complete idiot after that because she was HOT but those hands coulda choked the life outta someone!!
This is all Seinfeld's fault because there is an episode called Man Hands were he is dating a hot chick and she has some man hands breaking up a lobster like it was made of paper!! |
01-20-2009, 05:22 PM | #8 |
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Nope.. no adams apple... just big ol' lumberjack Man Hands. If I woulda shook her 'PAW' she might have ripped of my arm and beat me with the bloody end of it for saying "YES SIR".
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01-20-2009, 05:24 PM | #9 |
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good stuff man. good stuff!
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