|11-07-2008, 03:28 AM||#161|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Alberta, Canada
man those are some bad jokes guys, now here are some worse ones......
Q. What do eskimos and zip-lock bags have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
*WARNING* this one is bad.........
Q. What is the difference between a pimple and a catholic priest?
A. A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're twelve.
|11-07-2008, 03:48 AM||#162|
Join Date: Aug 2008
If The Lion King and a Cheetah were to race who would win?
The Lion King would win of course... because he's Mufasa. LOL. Get it? He's more faster!!! Is it really bad when you got to explain the joke? LOL.
|11-07-2008, 02:41 PM||#163|
Join Date: Aug 2008
A guy gets so drunk at a bar that he throws up all over himself.
"My wife's gonna kill me" he says. The guy next to him says "don't worry, this has happened to me before. All you do is put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket. When your wife sees your shirt, just tell her someone else threw up on you and gave you $10 for the cleaning bill."
The next day, the guy's wife sees his shirt and asks him about it.
"You see honey, this guy at the bar threw up all over me. But don't worry, he gave me $10 for the cleaning bill" he says.
"But there's $20 in your pocket" she says.
He responds "Oh yeah, that same guy, well he also shit in my pants."
|11-07-2008, 04:59 PM||#164|
Join Date: Jul 2007
Q. what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
A. nothing, you told her twice.
so very classless
|11-07-2008, 06:02 PM||#165|
Mad Scientist at Large
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Portland, OR
Okay, here's an oldie but goodie (it's also the least offensive one I know).
One day Pierre the fighter pilot and his lady were at the riverside having a romantic picknic. They keep edging closer until the girl asks, "Kiss me, Pierre!" With that, Pierre pours red wine on her lips, and the girl asks, "Pierre, what are you doing?", to which he replies, "I am Pierre the fighter-pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" The two continue to kiss until in the heat of passion the girl asks, "Pierre, kiss me... lower!" Pierre opens her blouse and pours white wine upon her exposed breasts, and she asks, "Pierre, what are you doing?", to which he replies, "I am Pierre the fighter-pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They continue until again, in the heat of passion, the girl asks, "Pierre, kiss me... lower!", and with that, Pierre pulls her skirt off, pours cogniac into her lap, and sets her on fire. The screaming girl leaps into the river and in a fury she asks, "You bastard! What the hell are you doing?!", to which our hero replies defiantly, "I am Pierre the Fighter-Pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
|11-07-2008, 06:08 PM||#166|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Kid: Snoop Dog? Why do you alway have to speaking in that Snizzle Talk?
Snoop Dog: Becuz my vocabalizzle is very limidizzle!
|11-07-2008, 06:11 PM||#167|
Join Date: Nov 2008
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Rabbi says to the Priest: "Did you the one about us?"
|11-07-2008, 06:25 PM||#168|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: on the Ghost Plains.
termite walks into a bar...says "hey, where's the bar tender?"
|11-07-2008, 06:30 PM||#169|
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Knox TN
Whats Green and smells like bacon?
Kermit The frogs Finger.....
|11-07-2008, 06:56 PM||#170|
Cold Slither's Roadie
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Central Texas
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
One snatches watches...and the other watches...
Ahem, so, um, when's that Wave 13 hitting?
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