Originally Posted by Lody
You don't get to do that
Tell the story!
Alright...here we go.
I was driving past the second drive-thru window at McDonald's, and this chick pulled right out from that window and wasn't even looking. I was looking right at her as she pulled out, and she was messing with the bag on the front seat. So I honked at her, and she flipped me off!
Whatever, no big deal. So she continues on, and I'm now behind her. We both drive around the restaurant, and as we do she veers a little to the right and I can tell a window-to-window confrontation is coming. So I pull up on her left, and put down the window.
She yells at me "Do you wanna fucking go?", to which I replied (half-chuckling) "Whaaaaaaat?".
She must have thought I was tailgating/following her and says "I have a baby in the car!". So I replied "Well then, maybe you should drive a little more carefully". Her answer? "Maybe YOU should FUCK OFF!".
This cracked me up so much I lost it and started laughing out loud (as I'm putting my window back up).
So I begin to pull forward again, and so does she. As she's driving away, she - on purpose - does a little swerve to the left and almost hits me! This from the woman who had JUST said "I have a baby in the car!".
I tell ya, people like that better friggin' hope I never get a terminal disease, because I would have no qualms about tearing that ignorant bitch out of her car and beating her within an inch of her life.