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09-25-2008, 09:56 AM | #1 |
Money first!
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It seems that in the 21st century so many is speaking on what makes a man a 'MAN'...expectations and ALL; "Be a man!” "...you're not a man!” "Ask a man?” "...you're not a real man". Well I think it's time we unite and call to order the unwritten codes by which men live and how men should interact with the world!
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09-25-2008, 10:04 AM | #2 |
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"What man, whose the man, when's a man a man, what makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes, technically I am."--Flight of the Conchords
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09-25-2008, 10:06 AM | #3 |
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Tho shall not mess with other man toys!
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09-25-2008, 10:08 AM | #4 |
Money first!
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Has a woman ever asked you out on a date and when the bill came she thanks you for dinner?
Has a woman asked you to see a movie and just before the movie-teller yells “NEXT!” you notice she's standing exactly three yards behind you? If a woman ask/suggest to go on a walk, date or vacation she is to pick up the bill! - Man Law |
09-25-2008, 10:29 AM | #5 |
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Women go to the bathroom in pairs.
Men do not! MAN LAW! |
09-25-2008, 10:42 AM | #6 |
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Crocs or any other plastic shoes shall not be worn by a man, if needs be, then they must NOT be worn with socks!
MAN LAW Last edited by Ewokhunter92; 09-25-2008 at 01:09 PM.. |
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09-25-2008, 01:06 PM | #7 |
Money first!
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Why is that everyone including guest can fondle the thermostat but YOU’RE the one that always pays the gas bill?
I proposed we remanufacture the thermostat to come with one setting of 60 degrees, on/off switch and a key…for the on/off switch! Remanufactured Regulated Thermostats – Man Law |
09-25-2008, 01:08 PM | #8 |
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how many roads must a man walk down...
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09-25-2008, 05:44 PM | #9 |
Money first!
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Okay, alright, alright…I’ve received ALL of your emails asking the age old question, “toilet set; up or down”, who’s responsibility is it hers or his’?
Well, after giving it much thought… I say REMOVE the toilet seat! That’s right! The toilet was never designed to be gender specific! Either stand or squat – Man Law |
09-25-2008, 05:46 PM | #10 |
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I don't care what the salesman said, it's a damn purse, men should not carry any kind of shoulder bag. (backpack carried by a strap ok)
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