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12-10-2009, 02:56 PM | #5701 |
Gary Goggles
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A:.
Q.: why does it hurt?
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12-10-2009, 03:05 PM | #5702 |
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A.) Because they forgot the grease.
Q.) Why is the monkey unhappy? |
12-10-2009, 03:11 PM | #5703 |
Cobra Soldier
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how much beer could a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck could chug beer?
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12-10-2009, 11:17 PM | #5704 |
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Quote:
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Q. Why does it burn when I pee?
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12-10-2009, 11:29 PM | #5705 |
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A. Probably too much hot sauce in your diet?
Q. I'm not a doctor, but is it alright that I pretend I'm one when I go to bars?
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12-10-2009, 11:37 PM | #5706 |
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If jimmy Cracks Corn, and Nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
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12-12-2009, 04:20 PM | #5707 |
Paranoid Schizophrenic
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Because crack kills.
What age was Mrs. Claus when she lost her virginity?
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12-12-2009, 10:28 PM | #5708 |
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A: 769. That's roughly teenage years for her.
Q: The real question is: whether or not she was Santa's first...
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12-13-2009, 10:09 AM | #5709 |
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No, she was originally known as the "North Pole Hussie". Santa met her late one night after delivering x-mas gifts. He had all the pent up energy. He thought he'd pick up a lady of the night. Next thing you know... she was so good he took her home. No more street walking for Mrs. Claus.
How many of the reindeer are female?
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12-13-2009, 02:26 PM | #5710 |
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Only Vixen and Dancer, they were strippers before they got this gig. Many people believe Prancer to be female as well but this is incorrect.
He's just gay.
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