My name is John, and I think I have a problem

Sgt. Airborne · 02-27-2010, 08:03 AM

So I woke up this morning with the remains of a dream from last night still lingering on my mind.

I had found this incredible toy store that just had walls of GI Joe stuff. Old stuff, new stuff, stuff I have never seen before. I can't recall all the details, but I distinctly remember seeing Flash and Munitia (although she was blond and in fatigues). I remember thinking how I am going to have to come back because it was almost sensory overload.

So, should I consult with a specialist to figure out what the meaning of the dream was? Or is it pretty obvious?

Dealer Destro · 02-27-2010, 08:11 AM

Do you know how many times I have dreamed of being in some random store and seeing a peg full of Wraith Varaints, buying them in my dream than waking up asking WTF happened to them? The dreams were that vivid. So whatever shrink you decide to hit up lemme get his/her info.

bigdaddyblue73 · 02-27-2010, 08:12 AM

My shrink says it's penis envy. I don't think she is right.

Steelgrave · 02-27-2010, 08:15 AM

I had a dream that I was in Caldor & they had G1 Transformers hidden. I dug around & found Razorclaw & a few others. I woke up & was looking for my new MISB Razorclaw but realized it was only a friggin dream.

bigdaddyblue73 · 02-27-2010, 08:17 AM

You guys are so friggin lame.
I wake up every morning and Scarlet Johansen, Oliva Munn, and Megan Fox are not in my bed.
God damn dreams.

Zartanman · 02-27-2010, 08:27 AM

Ahh.. now you are a TRUE collector. I've had this dream many many times, in many many ways ever since I was a kid.

I just had another one the other night, only Hasbro had released a complete Vintage line of Joes just like they are doing with Star Wars.

And every time I wake up from these dreams its truly bittersweet.

Shipshape1983 · 02-27-2010, 08:28 AM

I had a dream I was the Ash character from Army of Darkness, and that there was a great evil looming over the town. So my girlfriend's pet flying squirl who talks now, tells me that we need to go kick some ass.
So I stuff him in my pocket and make way.

bigdaddyblue73 · 02-27-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Shipshape1983

I had a dream I was the Ash character from Army of Darkness, and that there was a great evil looming over the town. So my girlfriend's pet flying squirl who talks now, tells me that we need to go kick some ass.
So I stuff him in my pocket and make way.

You're a nut! lol

Sgt. Airborne · 02-27-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Steelgrave

I had a dream that I was in Caldor & they had G1 Transformers hidden. I dug around & found Razorclaw & a few others. I woke up & was looking for my new MISB Razorclaw but realized it was only a friggin dream.

Crap, I haven't thought about Caldors in years. That store, K&B Toys and Bradlees were my heavens as a kid - well outside of the arcades and being outside with friends.

It didn't even matter if I got something, to just go and stare at what was on the pegs was fun.

Sgt. Airborne · 02-27-2010, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bigdaddyblue73

You guys are so friggin lame.
I wake up every morning and Scarlet Johansen, Oliva Munn, and Megan Fox are not in my bed.
God damn dreams.

I was keeping the post PG-13. I didn't think I should post that Johansen and Fox were fighting over a Hit & Run figure and proceeded to tear off all their clothes then...