|09-11-2008, 11:03 AM||#11|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mint on Card
Please require an application to purchase your G.I. Joe-labeled products. Anyone using the terms or phrases "rape", "bend over", "scalper", "Wal-Mart employee", "AFA sucks", and/or "steamer" should be immediately disqualified.
Thank you for your attention in this matter,
|09-11-2008, 11:05 AM||#12|
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Joisey
Dear Hasbro and Customer Service Rep. Program Dana,
Please address the problem of capture the flag within your company, I believe that capture the flag is exclusionary and encourages victimization, please address this issue immediately.
Also, please make sure that Cobra-La does not get a hold of the Large Hadron Collider, as it would be used in place of the BET to activate the spores and turn us all into mindless beasts. The best way to do this would be to give us figures of Pythona, Golobulous, and Royal Guard so that we could keep an eye on these rascals. I have already done a good job of making sure that Nemesis "Immortal" stays under 24 hour surveillance.
Also, please encourage Cobra-La to play capture the flag so as to keep them busy and not thinking about spores.
Last edited by Darklon; 09-11-2008 at 11:07 AM..
|09-11-2008, 11:30 AM||#13|
The Mouth of Doom!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Area
Now that this thread has been hijacked, I wonder if they'll read it now. ;)
Don't hate me because you got banned from a Toy Forum.
|09-11-2008, 12:16 PM||#14|
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Joisey
Hasbro did read it! And they sent me a PM...
"Dear Michael N,
Your ideas are wonderful and could lead to a revolution in how we think about our marketing and distribution practices. It had never occured to us that we could make more money off our website if we actually restocked it once in a while. As such, we have fired and murdered our Vice President of boys toys...We would love to offer you the position, but your confusion over the fictional nature of Cobra La as well as your fixation on rape and kidnapping has made us reconsider. The position has been offered to one James McCullen Destro. We believe that his years of supplying Cobra with weapons that are almost good enough will help us to provide everyone with almost enough figures, as well as 78 additional Snake Eyes and Cobra Commander figures...Each one slightly improved over the last, or an ugly repaint that comes with other awesome figures. This is what you might call rape. If you think that Chrome masked Cobra Commander will be your last CC purchase, you're sorely mistaken my friend...Just wait until the removable Chrome masked Cobra Commander with Cobra La nobleman head comes out! This will come in a two pack with Golobulous (a slightly remolded Serpentor). After that, buckle up, because it'll be removable Chrome masked Cobra Commander with John Lennon glasses and moustache head underneath. This will of course come in a 5 pack with Snake Eyes (Tiger Force), Storm Shadow (Python Patrol), Duke (Tiger force with yelling head and jetpack), and Kwinn (Arctic Snake Eyes repaint with Spirit head). We own you b**ch!"
Hasbro's Virtual Customer Service Lady who might be hot"
Last edited by Darklon; 09-11-2008 at 12:24 PM..
|09-11-2008, 04:34 PM||#15|
Full of Love and C-4
Join Date: Aug 2007
|09-11-2008, 06:29 PM||#16|
Join Date: Oct 2007
LOL, you guys are killing me
|09-11-2008, 06:34 PM||#17|
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Knox TN
Please dont make Army Builders $20 a pop thats dumb....and AFA Sucks!!!!
J/K not about making them $20 bucks.
|09-11-2008, 06:49 PM||#18|
Real Life Dreadnok!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: E'ville, IN
I understand that you don't really care about my happiness as strictly a Cobra collector. The fact that I stare at either barren pegs...or pegs being warmed by Wild Bill and Lt. Torpedo may not affect you...but it is affecting my spending habits. Because while you may not find it necessary to provide what I want...I look down the aisle or at Big Lots at the cheap "knock off" 3 3/4" action figures and accessories and they have lots of neat stuff for me...at about half the cost of yours...to which I then customize into Cobra soldiers and forces...that look BETTER than yours.
I'm a member of the GI Joe Collector Club. Perhaps you'd like to either make ENOUGH Cobra Army builder troopers to offer mixed case deals there...or maybe...and I know this is a wild idea...keep hasbrotoyshop.com stocked with army builders.
I realize that the, what, $0.80/figure cost (I may be off a bit), is astronomical and paying $7.00 + S/H isn't enough to justify making more...but maybe you could find it in your corporate heart to do it anyway.
With love...sort of,
|09-11-2008, 07:00 PM||#19|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Hisstank Wrestling Federation!
I have your wife and kids. If you ever want to see them alive again you will send me one of every GI Joe you've ever produced MOMC or MISB. I don't care where you get them, but you have until the end of the month to meet my demands. Oh, and I also want a life sized and fully opertable FANG II with a full tank of gas.
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