Sweet Jeebus, Fridge. That's insane!
As for the "Anger Factor".....My friend, this is the best advice I can give to you:
Learn how to smuggle things in to your own home.
Know her pattern...make sure packages are delivered then. Always ensure that you collect the mail so that any "package waiting" slips are recovered before she finds them. The last thing you want is for her to go to the PO to pick up a package, only to see that it's more toys for you.
Remember, everything is "for trade". Practice these sayings:
"No, hun, I didn't buy this for me. A buddy asked me to get it because he can't find it. I'm going to trade him when he finds something I want."
"babe, you know that I wouldn't spend money on such silly stuff with a wedding on the way."
"Didn't YOU just buy ____? don't harrass me because I just spent $4.88 plus tax to do a friend a favor."
Mind you...this will only buy you a small window. Your next line of defense?
PO Box.
You heard NONE of this from me.
That is all. Carry on.
Speaking of divorce, my fiance came home a little early from a wedding shower this afternoon before I had put them away...she didn't say anything when she saw them, she just stared. She looked kind of dumb founded. I told her I was a little shocked too, I just did not realize there were so many. I had bought them over several months and have been keeping them in storage in the closet of her guest bedroom. She was pretty freaked out. Hope I am still getting married in March.
