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07-02-2008, 06:43 PM | #21 |
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Man that was so not cool....I also thought there would be some juicy vid or a new pic or something!
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07-02-2008, 06:52 PM | #22 |
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Some people are going to like the footage, they're gonna see Parks as SE and cream their jeans, and see Scarlett's hot @$$, and again, cream. They'll be sad when Destro isn't in a silver head for his 15 frame quick-cut, and when CC doesn't hiss when he talks in the 10 words he speaks in the trailer. They'll hear a one-liner from Wayans and have a 50-page internet rant about how Ripcord should be white, and played by a serious actor, instead of a comedian. Folks will have strokes when they find out that Heavy Duty isn't Roadblock, and won't play the character as a rhyming black stereotype. Duke won't act "Duke-y" enough and they won't like that General Hawk doesn't have blonde hair. They'll wonder where the Trouble Bubbles are, and why they didn't show the entirety of the SE/SS swordfight. Basically, they'll s h it on every frame of the trailer, after viewing it through a magnifying glass, on their monitor, frame-by-frame on a youtube cam smuggled out of the SDCC. The CGI will obviously look like crap, and people will base Gospel-quality beliefs that the movie will suck based upon unfinished SFX. They'll take every line out of context, and say that the pieced-together lines they use in trailers will indicate poor acting by everyone involved.
DISCLAIMER: I have not seen this trailer!!! I have no REAL knowlege of what's in it. The scenes I described are purely fictional, and (mark my words) will illustrate the level of bitching people will have over this trailer, whenever we see it. |
07-02-2008, 06:53 PM | #23 |
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07-02-2008, 07:41 PM | #24 |
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Anybody seen the HD DVD release of Vantage Point? My buddy still living down in Miami FL says that on the Blue Ray DVD there is an easter egg of a 30 second teaser for the live action movie on it. I think he's bull S#$ting me, because he knows I don't own a HD player yet and knows that I love G.I.Joe. So if someone can confirm this, I'll ask what the code to open it is and post it here.
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07-02-2008, 07:45 PM | #25 |
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Some people are going to like the footage, they're gonna see Parks as SE and cream their jeans, and see Scarlett's hot @$$, and again, cream. They'll be sad when Destro isn't in a silver head for his 15 frame quick-cut, and when CC doesn't hiss when he talks in the 10 words he speaks in the trailer. They'll hear a one-liner from Wayans and have a 50-page internet rant about how Ripcord should be white, and played by a serious actor, instead of a comedian. Folks will have strokes when they find out that Heavy Duty isn't Roadblock, and won't play the character as a rhyming black stereotype. Duke won't act "Duke-y" enough and they won't like that General Hawk doesn't have blonde hair. They'll wonder where the Trouble Bubbles are, and why they didn't show the entirety of the SE/SS swordfight. Basically, they'll s h it on every frame of the trailer, after viewing it through a magnifying glass, on their monitor, frame-by-frame on a youtube cam smuggled out of the SDCC. The CGI will obviously look like crap, and people will base Gospel-quality beliefs that the movie will suck based upon unfinished SFX. They'll take every line out of context, and say that the pieced-together lines they use in trailers will indicate poor acting by everyone involved.
DISCLAIMER: I have not seen this trailer!!! I have no REAL knowlege of what's in it. The scenes I described are purely fictional, and (mark my words) will illustrate the level of bitching people will have over this trailer, whenever we see it.
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07-02-2008, 07:49 PM | #26 |
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Dear lord, if Roadblock is a black stereotype then what the hell is Big Lob?
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07-02-2008, 09:47 PM | #27 |
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07-02-2008, 09:56 PM | #28 |
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This thread is useless without pics or a vid.
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07-02-2008, 10:33 PM | #29 |
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Some people are going to like the footage, they're gonna see Parks as SE and cream their jeans, and see Scarlett's hot @$$, and again, cream. They'll be sad when Destro isn't in a silver head for his 15 frame quick-cut, and when CC doesn't hiss when he talks in the 10 words he speaks in the trailer. They'll hear a one-liner from Wayans and have a 50-page internet rant about how Ripcord should be white, and played by a serious actor, instead of a comedian. Folks will have strokes when they find out that Heavy Duty isn't Roadblock, and won't play the character as a rhyming black stereotype. Duke won't act "Duke-y" enough and they won't like that General Hawk doesn't have blonde hair. They'll wonder where the Trouble Bubbles are, and why they didn't show the entirety of the SE/SS swordfight. Basically, they'll s h it on every frame of the trailer, after viewing it through a magnifying glass, on their monitor, frame-by-frame on a youtube cam smuggled out of the SDCC. The CGI will obviously look like crap, and people will base Gospel-quality beliefs that the movie will suck based upon unfinished SFX. They'll take every line out of context, and say that the pieced-together lines they use in trailers will indicate poor acting by everyone involved.
DISCLAIMER: I have not seen this trailer!!! I have no REAL knowlege of what's in it. The scenes I described are purely fictional, and (mark my words) will illustrate the level of bitching people will have over this trailer, whenever we see it. Ha. Pretty Brilliant post. I'm betting you are right. |
07-02-2008, 10:42 PM | #30 |
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I have no REAL knowlege of what's in it.
I hope we see Storm Shadow kicking some ass, and some vehicles, especially the new Night Raven. |
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