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|On the fence||84||13.10%|
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|08-07-2009, 06:33 PM||#901|
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Mega-City One
Iím not going to lie Iíve been a hater, but when that movie started I had a huge smile of my face. After it was all over I had a huge f**king headache. As an action movie it was ok, but as a G.I. Joe movie what a complete and utter failure. A lot of people are upset about Marlon Wayans being in the movie, but this movie is a train wreck with or without him.
What I liked:
1) Zartan as a cold blooded killer.
2) There is no 2
What I hated:
1) CGI was an abomination. The end with Destro and The Doctor in their little cylinder cells just looked stupid.
2) Was I watching Star Wars or G.I. Joe? They even had the double sided blade, give me a break.
3) Why was everyone talking with a deep voice?
4) Did we need the letís have everyone work out with their shirts off scene.
5) The Doctor looked and sounded like sh*t.
6) How in hell is a little bum kid a karate master already? When he tries to steal the food Snake Eyes is jumping around doing flips and kicks and he hasnít had any training yet.
7) Why is everyone making Storm Shadow a p*ssy? Resolute did it, now RoC did it.
8) The fight scenes between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow were lame, they were too rushed.
9) Did anyone else notice how Heavy Dutyís earring jumps from one ear to another when the underwater attack begins?
10) When Storm Shadow was in the Pitt and about to kill Ripcord I was like, COME ON, but he was saved by Snake Eyes; Lame sauce.
Do yourself a favor, go see The Collector.
Negotiation's over. Sentence is death.
|08-07-2009, 06:34 PM||#902|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Gainesville, Florida
|08-07-2009, 06:40 PM||#903|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: So Cal
Thank gawd they cut the line about Scarlett's nationality of being Canadian. Well I didn't hear Duke say it like he did in the movie comic book.
|08-07-2009, 06:40 PM||#904|
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Castle Greyskull
The overall plot itself and the action is a lot like the 80's show (very ridiculous, but cool). Some of the actors don't measure up to the characters they portray though. Its worth seeing, but I think every Joe fan will be disappointed with something. For me, if Baroness had not ended up a victim, and if Destro and CC had appeared "in costume" far more, I think the fun factor would have gone to eleven!
|08-07-2009, 06:42 PM||#905|
Broca Beach Realtor
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Broca Beach
I was just glad they didn't blurt out Go, Joes! like in the prequal novel
|08-07-2009, 06:45 PM||#906|
Join Date: Feb 2008
I love how everybody remembers a horrible comic and a crappy cartoon as being great, it is what it is a good fun movie.
|08-07-2009, 06:46 PM||#907|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Nice review Murphbri. No hostility or shilling, just an honest opinion.I will prob. get the dvd if the kids can watch it [ they think the trailers are x- men] but Im not going to the movies for this.....Good luck to Hasbro ,big fan of your 80s toys.
|08-07-2009, 06:47 PM||#908|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: blasdell, ny near buffalo
ill be posting my vote tonight as im going to see it in a hr or so.
|08-07-2009, 06:47 PM||#909|
Toy Hunting Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Burbank, Ca.
I liked too. I'll be seeing it again sometime next week, still absorbing the awesomeness from this morning.
|08-07-2009, 06:47 PM||#910|
Win, Lose or Die
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canton, Michigan
Cobra has won. The Battle is over. Or is it?
The Reign of Tears has begun! Check out my original G.I.Joe story!
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