Hiss Tank.com Live Action G.I. Joe Movie Script Review |
02-01-2008, 06:21 PM
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#81 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by G.I. Smurf this does indeed sound better then what i expect. that, and i read some of the script before it was taken down. only thing is, like many others i want flint, gung-ho and road block(this one is a big mistake, only foreshadowed by ripcord). another big problem for me is, i dont care for all but one of the joes used. here is my take on the characters.
(Duke) hate, hate, hate. they could change him around and i may be able to watch him. wanted flint instead.
(Heavy Duty)can go die in the first 3 minutes of the movie, should have been roadblock
(General Hawk) i love hawk, but he isnt a character you can play around with
(Scarlett) my least favorite female, she can die in 30 seconds
(Shipwreck) the best(by far) joe character in the movie. but he isnt going to have a big part
(Snake Eyes) can go die in the first 3 seconds. i would have gone without a ninja completely. would much rather have beach head or leatherneck.
(Breaker) i like breaker, a lot. but he hasnt had a lot of coverage.
(Ripcord) one of my all time favorite characters, but ill hate him only less then snake eyes and duke because of wayans
(Cover Girl) love cover girl, sexiest joe girl, but she will not have a big role.
(Hard Master) who cares, hes going to be in the lame snake eyes story. | Translation: "I hate everything."
The only thing that'll save the movie for him?
Papa Smurf.
Played by Sean Connery. | 
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02-01-2008, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DESTRO Many people die in the film thats all I'm going to say. Wait for it! | Scary. I was pissed in Transformers when Bonecrusher, Blackout and Barricade (arguably) dyed. The fight scenes were so awesome, but they were far too short! I will KILL someone if someone like Zartan has one awesome scene in the movie in which he gets into a fight and dies. It just wasn't enough screen time to get a feel of the 'cons and I would hate to see that again. It seems like the writers of the Transformers movie figured that if they killed characters off and used crude humor that it would make the movie 'mature'. Sorry for being vocal about it, but I feel like I'm one of the few that didn't really care too terribly much for Transformers: The Movie. | |
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02-01-2008, 07:31 PM
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| | stays crunchy in milk Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: on the interwebs Posts: 5,272 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Effects of Silence I will KILL someone if someone like Zartan has one awesome scene in the movie in which he gets into a fight and dies. |
Well, he doesn't get in to a fight and dies....but he does get in to a fight after losing a bet. The movie closes with Zartan in his Ninja Force costume, Mohawk in full swing. lol  | |
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02-01-2008, 08:38 PM
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| | Cobra Viper Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 108 | i can't believe no one see this..
Duke & "Rex" are more than friends, Rex resents Duke leaving him for military life, fakes his own death (the love of duke's life), then becomes cobra commander!!
OK, really tho... i got nothing. Just going to wait for leaked Baroness pics. | |
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02-01-2008, 09:30 PM
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#85 (permalink)
| | Cobra Soldier Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New York Posts: 36 | i guess since destro isnt up to answering questions about cobra commander... the commander plays a big part in the story/plot, and it would be hard to answer questions without spoiling it. and he did say something about a movie twist.. so im guessing someone in our face the entire time, ends up being cobra commander at the end. like "oh snap, this guy was cobra commander the entire time, and we didnt know" | |
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02-01-2008, 11:19 PM
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| | Laser Rifle Trooper Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,320 | Can someone send the "script"????
please. | |
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02-02-2008, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Malice As I've read the screenplay, I can say that it's well written. | That's great...the real question is, is it a GI Joe movie? That is, does it respect GI Joe's roots? I know questions about Cobra Commander are off limits, but he's kind of important.
I think the question about impressions of the character (i.e. is he goofy or a serious threat) is a valid one, and one that doesn't give away anything.
Then again, considering the cast pick, he'll probably be a joke, regardless of the writers' intentions. | |
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02-02-2008, 12:43 AM
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| | Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 21 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by John Christopher Depp Translation: "I hate everything."
The only thing that'll save the movie for him?
Papa Smurf.
Played by Sean Connery. | Yeah...even so, the script leak isn't really encouraging, IMO... | |
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02-02-2008, 12:47 AM
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#90 (permalink)
| | StarKiller......... Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a lonely hisstank Posts: 3,829 | Quote: |
Well, he doesn't get in to a fight and dies....but he does get in to a fight after losing a bet. The movie closes with Zartan in his Ninja Force costume, Mohawk in full swing. lol
| .....with his eye taken out by Storm Shadow instead of Serpentor! Then Storm Shadow says"I'll take out the other one when I become a joe!". Quote:
Can someone send the "script"????
please.
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