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02-04-2009, 06:41 PM | #1 |
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"What if the movie....?" by Outbackk & camper "What if the movie does suck?" "What if the movie doesn't suck?" "What if the movie doesn't cure world hunger?" "What if the movie doesn't stop the gigantic meteor from decimating the Earth?" "What if the movie is the Banker from Deal or No Deal?" "What if the movie can't fix my car?" "What if the movie causes a worm hole?" "What if the movie cheated on the SAT? "What if the movie doesn't bail out the auto industry?" "What if the movie kills Chuck Norris?" "What if the movie is not the greatest movie in the world... what if it is just a tribuuuute?" "What if the movie is made with bits of REAL panther?" "What if the movie keeps calling me about consolidating my college loans?" "What if the movie shot J.R.?" "What if the movie has secretly taped the Jet's?" "What if the movie confirms that Pluto is in fact a planet?" "What if the movie is Jacob? "What if the movie doesn't call me after taking me out to a really expensive dinner and movie, then we make out in it's car and it drops me off at my apartment and it says it will call but it never does?" "What if the movie knows where Jimmy Hoffa really is?" "What if the movie listens to a lot of Radiohead and often gets misunderstood?" "What if the movie is a repaint?" "What if the movie doesn't work with Windows Vista?" "What if the movie just wants to be friends?" "What if the movie isn't smarter than a 5th grader? "What if the movie was graded AFA 85...or LESS???" "What if the movie was the gunman on the grassy knoll?" "What if the movie is only recommended by 1 out of 5 dentists?" "What if the movie is trapped in a glass case of emotion?" "What if the movie tries to contact me on Facebook even though we have seen each other since summer camp in '84 and things get awkward?" "What if the movie can has cheesebuger?" "What if the movie insists that it take its gun into the night club in it's sweat pants?" "What if the movie didn't get accepted in to Dartmouth like everyone thought it would?" "What if the movie wants to cuddle but you just want to sleep?" "What if the movie did not provide a Delivery Confirmation number?" "What if the movie causes swelling and dizziness for up to 8 hours?" "What if the movie doesn't win Best Picture this year?" * Last edited by Outbackk; 03-09-2009 at 11:49 AM.. |
02-04-2009, 06:48 PM | #2 |
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*stunned, admiring applause*
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02-04-2009, 06:48 PM | #3 |
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"What if the movie is made with Olestra?"
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02-04-2009, 06:49 PM | #4 |
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what if i actually read all this b.s.
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02-04-2009, 06:50 PM | #5 |
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"What if the movie broke Christian Bale's concentration on set?"
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02-04-2009, 06:52 PM | #6 |
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THAT was funny!
Well played, clerk...
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02-04-2009, 06:53 PM | #7 |
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what if the movie doesnt come out until the summer?
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02-04-2009, 06:54 PM | #8 |
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Nice...
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02-04-2009, 06:57 PM | #9 |
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~~lmao~~
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02-04-2009, 06:58 PM | #10 |
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"What if the movie cheated on you before, but has really changed this time, and wants you back?"
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