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03-28-2013, 12:55 AM | #1 |
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What are some of your nitpicks of the movie.
Jinx's british sounding accent. really got on my nerves of her accent. Roadblock's The Rock tattoos. I still saw him as The Rock not as RB. Last edited by Zanzibar; 03-28-2013 at 02:59 AM.. |
03-28-2013, 01:08 AM | #2 |
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No mention of how Storm Shadow survived from ROC
SS goes from Colton's house to CC side with Jinx yet CC never questions him about it? CC had to have known SE captured him yet let's him back into the inner circle with a new member (Jinx)? A scene between CC and SE to explain his presence after the capture and Jinx's presence would have been appropriate. After decades of being thought guilty, SS is cleared of Hard Master's death by breaking the sword and providing little to no physical proof it was Zartan beyond a hunch. Kind of weak evidence to exsonerate SS of this crime against the family. Blind Master was a useless character, only there to provide exposition to the audience. What's the point of the suspended animation tanks. Why not just put them in a high tech prison cell. Were the writers stuck because Eccelston wouldn't resign and Paramount wouldn't recast? Where did Firefly get his crazy accent? Down South? Flint is portrayed as a reckless douche who prefers to show off rather than disobey for the safety of his team. Flint was written as if he's a scene filler rather than a highly valued leader of the team. I guess the Rock gets all the good scenes. Can't have Flint cutting in on his screen time and start to look the hero. |
03-28-2013, 01:15 AM | #3 |
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I honestly thought ROC was a better film.
Loop Holes everywhere. How could Zartan Kill the hard master like 25 years ago and look exactly the same as he is now? How obvious is it that the actors wanted nothing to do with the movie? Channing potatum dies, Destro stays locked up, basically all the other joes from ROC seem to have disappeared. Though that it was literally bland as a film. Sigh |
03-28-2013, 01:18 AM | #4 |
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^ Yup.
Put real guns, better costumes, and slightly better casting in ROC and people would have loved it just as they're loving Ret. |
03-28-2013, 01:30 AM | #5 |
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It was missing about 30 minutes of how stuff happen and who people are.
After the first scene flint has no personality. He could have been played by a board. Some of the worst musical choices ever. There seemed to be two movies here that did not fit together well.
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03-28-2013, 01:32 AM | #6 |
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And the 3-d was underwhelming.
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03-28-2013, 01:38 AM | #7 |
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the Silent sequence wasn't really silent I could still hear the ninjas grunting/screaming.
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03-28-2013, 01:40 AM | #8 |
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03-28-2013, 01:43 AM | #9 |
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The nitpick I have is everbody keeps mentioning ROC. Give it up people.
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03-28-2013, 01:44 AM | #10 |
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Why Cobra Commander? Why do you have a button that will destroy your weapon satellites?
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