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01-05-2009, 10:42 PM | #1 |
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I'm sure there are quite a few threads that have already gone down this path but I (and my fellow Tanker, Camper) would like to offer a fresh new chance for folks here on the Tank to list who would be cast in a Joe Movie if they had their say...
For arguments sake, our Dream Joe Movie will be a blockbuster trilogy and some characters will have major roles while others would have minor roles...hence the reason for so many in the cast. Money isn't an option and yes, I know this would never happen (remember DREAM cast and movie)...but it is kind of fun to think about. While some of these are not my ideal choice (sorry Jon Cena), I have no doubt that overall it would be an interesting movie to see. The rules are simple: You must cast actors/actresses for all of the following characters. You may use any actor or actress you wish, however they must be alive and close to age appropriate to the role. For some unmasked characters you may list two actors; one for the voice and the other for the physical portrayal of the character. Joes: General Hawk............................................. Dennis Quaid (good choice) Duke.............................................. ...........Gabriel Macht ("The Spirit", "The Recruit") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532683/ Scarlett.......................................... ...........Rachel Nichols Stalker……………………………………....................... Idris Elba ("The Wire", "Obsessed") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0252961/ Snake-Eyes (never unmasked)……………............Jason Statham Gung-Ho………………………………….......................no idea Roadblock......................................... .........Michael Clark Duncan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003817/ Breaker…………………………………….......................Edward Burns (Saving Private Ryan) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122653/ Cover Girl.............................................. .....KarolÃ*na Isela Kurková (sure, why not?) Snow Job............................................... ....Damien Lewis ("Life", "Band of Brothers") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0507073/ Clutch……………………………………........................Lucas Black ("Friday Night Lights", "Jarhead") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085407/ Rip Cord.............................................. .......Benjamin McKenzie (“The OC”, “88 Minutes”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1360270/ Flint............................................. .............Jon Hamm ("Mad Men") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0358316/ Lady Jaye.............................................. .....Catherine Bell ("Bruce Almighty", "Army Wives") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004738/ Zap………………………………………..........................Jay Hernandez ("The Rookie", "Hostel") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0379596/ Wild Bill………………………………….........................John C. McGinley (“Scrubs”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001525/ Ace………………………………………..........................Ryan Reynolds (“Wolverine”, “Smoking Aces”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005351/ Mutt…………….…………………………........................Paul Francis (“Tears in the Sun”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290280/ Blowtorch………………………………….......................Kevin McKidd ("Journeyman") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571727/ Rock & Roll……………………………….......................Michael C. Hall (“Dexter”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355910/ Doc………………………………………..........................Lanc e Reddick ("Lost", "Fringe") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0714698/ Dusty…………………………………….......................…Grant Bowler (“LOST”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0101198/ Spirit……………………………..........…………..............Jay Tavare ("The Missing") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851610/ Beach Head………………………………......................Cole Hauser (“Tears in the Sun”, “The Cave”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0369513/ Alpine…………………………………….......................... Richard T. Jones (“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0429114/ Bazooka………………………………….........................Ryan Hurst (“Sons of Anarchy”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0403652/ Recondo……………………………......................………Kenneth Mitchell (“Miracle”, “Jericho”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1058987/ Airborne…………………………….......................……..Adam Beach ("Law & Order: SVU") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0063440/ Mainframe......................................... ..........George Eads ("CSI") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0247040/ Airtight………………………………….......................…. Ethan Embry (“Eagle Eye”, “Empire Records”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0256121/ Jinx…………………………………………........................Grace Park (“Battlestar Galactica”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0661825/ Outback........................................... ..........Chris Browning ("3:10 to Yuma", "Terminator: Salvation") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0115152/ Cobra: Cobra Commander (never unmasked).................Gary Oldman (“The Dark Knight”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/ Destro (never unmasked)................................David O'Hara ("Wanted", "Braveheart") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641244/ Baroness.......................................... ............Kate Benkinsale http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000295/ Storm Shadow............................................ ..Daniel Henney (“Wolverine”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2024644/ Major Bludd............................................. ....Jeremy Irons http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000460/ Firefly (never unmasked)................................Karl Urban ("LOTR", "Star Trek") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/ Scrap Iron.............................................. .....Michael Rooker ("Days of Thunder", "Jumper") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740264/ Wild Weasel (never unmasked)........................Willam Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/ Zartan............................................ ............Luke Gross ("Blade II", "Hellboy II") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0331577/ Torch............................................. ............Tony Curran ("Flight of the Phoenix", "The League of Extraodinary Gentlemen") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0192889/ Buzzer............................................ .............Ben Foster (“3:10 to Yuma”, “X-Men 3”, “Alpha Dog”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004936/ Ripper............................................ .............Vincent Regan (“300”, “Rescue Me”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0716490/ Zandar (cameo)…………………………......................Guy Pearce (“Memento”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001602/ Zarana (cameo)…………………………....................…Pink Monkeywrench………………………….....................…David Wenham (“300”, “LOTR”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920992/ Road Pig…………………………………..........................Brock Lesnar (Pro Wrestler? MMA, I think) Copperhead........................................ ..........Kevin Durand ("Lost", "Smoking Aces") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0243806/ Tomax............................................. ............Shane Brolly ("Underworld") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111274/ Xamot............................................. ............Shane Brolly ("Underworld") http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111274/ Dr. Mindbender……………………......................………Ian McShane (“Deadwood”, “Hot Rod”) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0574534/ No Serpentor for me…but vast quantities of Vipers, CG, Tele-viper and B.A.T units to go around! Last edited by Outbackk; 09-02-2009 at 11:17 AM.. |
01-05-2009, 10:47 PM | #2 |
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I like Pauly Shore as Shipwreck.
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01-05-2009, 10:58 PM | #3 |
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Wife is pleased that Lucas Black and Cole Hauser made the list.
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01-06-2009, 05:54 PM | #4 |
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Scarlett Johansen-----------Scarlett
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01-06-2009, 05:58 PM | #5 |
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I still would have liked either Femke Jennsen or Milla Jovenoch as the Baroness.That's just me.
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01-06-2009, 06:02 PM | #6 |
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I think the people here on hisstank could play the parts of the Joes and some people play Cobra in the movie that would be cool. As long as I can be Orco!
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01-06-2009, 06:07 PM | #7 |
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Pretend that you are a film producer and money is an object. Also pretend that the film isn't 15 hours long and make an attempt to shape up the cast to include only 6 main characters (popular and strongest characters story wise) for the Joe team so we can actually tell a story that won't confuse and frighten an audience that is unfamiliar with the universe (IE, people we need to make money back on the picture so we can make more and add more characters later).
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01-06-2009, 06:14 PM | #8 |
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Pretend that you are a film producer and money is an object. Also pretend that the film isn't 15 hours long and make an attempt to shape up the cast to include only 6 main characters (popular and strongest characters story wise) for the Joe team so we can actually tell a story that won't confuse and frighten an audience that is unfamiliar with the universe (IE, people we need to make money back on the picture so we can make more and add more characters later).
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01-06-2009, 06:16 PM | #9 |
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LastBestAngryManToyReview: Casting the GI Joe Movie
Post I did August of 2007 on my "hoped for casting," based on the idea that it would be an international team. Three of my picks actually made it on the cast list. For those who don't want to read the whole blog, and bearing it mind I went with an "international" team (and I actually picked 3 actors who are in the movie) Hawk: Jean Reno Duke: Nathan Filion Scarlett: Isla Fisher Lady Jaye - Jennifer Garner Flint: Paul Blackthorne Stalker OR Roadblock: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ( Snake-Eyes - Ray Park Cobra Commander: Gary Oldman (kind of an on-the-nose gimme, and the more I think about it, not an especially smart choice) Destro - Gerard Butler. (Though come to think of it I don't think much of him as an actor...not sure why I picked him) Baroness- Kate Beckinsale (just as happy with Sienna Miller) Major Bludd - Chris Eccleston Storm Shadow - ??? I said Jet Li but my heart wasn't in it. Glad they got an actual actor.
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01-06-2009, 07:59 PM | #10 |
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General Hawk............................................Ch ris Walken
Duke.............................................. .........Brad Pitt Scarlett.......................................... .........Scarlett J Stalker……………………………………. .....................Don Cheadle Snake-Eyes (never unmasked)……………...........Jackie Chan Gung-Ho…………………………………......... .............. Roadblock......................................... ........Michael Clark Duncan Breaker……………………………………. ......................Tom hanks Cover Girl.............................................. ....Angelina Jolie Snow Job............................................... .... Clutch…………………………………….. ...................... Rip Cord.............................................. .......Charlie Sheen Flint............................................. .............George Clooney Lady Jaye.............................................. .....Terri Hatcher Zap……………………………………….. ........................ Wild Bill…………………………………....... .................. Ace……………………………………….. ........................ Mutt…………….………………………… ....................... Blowtorch………………………………….. ..................... Rock & Roll……………………………….......... .............Terry "Hulk" Hogan Doc……………………………………….. ........................Terrance Howard Dusty……………………………………... ....................… Spirit……………………………..........â €¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.............. Beach Head……………………………….......... ............ Alpine…………………………………….. ........................Will Smith Bazooka………………………………….... ..................... Recondo…………………………….......... ............……… Airborne……………………………......... ..............……. Mainframe......................................... .......... Airtight…………………………………... ....................…. Jinx………………………………………⠀¦........................Lucy Liu Outback........................................... ..........Chuck Norris |
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