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02-21-2009, 05:31 AM | #31 |
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I'm sure there are quite a few threads that have already gone down this path but I (and my fellow Tanker, Camper) would like to offer a fresh new chance for folks here on the Tank to list who would be cast in a Joe Movie if they had their say...
For arguments sake, our Dream Joe Movie will be a blockbuster trilogy and some characters will have major roles while others would have minor roles...hence the reason for so many in the cast. Money isn't an option and yes, I know this would never happen (remember DREAM cast and movie)...but it is kind of fun to think about. While some of these are not my ideal choice (sorry Jon Cena), I have no doubt that overall it would be an interesting movie to see. The rules are simple: You must cast actors/actresses for all of the following characters. You may use any actor or actress you wish, however they must be alive and close to age appropriate to the role. For some unmasked characters you may list two actors; one for the voice and the other for the physical portrayal of the character. Joes: General Hawk............................................. Dennis Quaid (good choice) Duke.............................................. ...........Gabriel Macht ("The Spirit", "The Recruit") Gabriel Macht Scarlett.......................................... ...........Rachel Nichols Stalker……………………………………. ...................... Chiwetel Ejiofor ("Inside Man", "Children of Men", "Redbelt") Chiwetel Ejiofor Snake-Eyes (never unmasked)……………............Ray Park Gung-Ho…………………………………......... ..............John Cena (WWE) Roadblock......................................... .........Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (I like this casting) Breaker……………………………………. ......................Edward Burns (Saving Private Ryan) Edward Burns (I) Cover Girl.............................................. .....Karol*na Isela Kurková (sure, why not?) Snow Job............................................... ....Damien Lewis ("Life", "Band of Brothers") Damian Lewis (I) Clutch…………………………………….. ......................Lucas Black ("Friday Night Lights", "Jarhead") Lucas Black (II) Rip Cord.............................................. .......Benjamin McKenzie (“The OC”, “88 Minutes”) Benjamin McKenzie (I) Flint............................................. .............Jon Hamm ("Mad Men") Jon Hamm Lady Jaye.............................................. .....Catherine Bell ("Bruce Almighty", "Army Wives") Catherine Bell Zap……………………………………….. ........................Jay Hernandez ("The Rookie", "Hostel") Jay Hernandez (I) Wild Bill…………………………………....... ..................John C. McGinley (“Scrubs”) John C. McGinley Ace……………………………………….. ........................Ryan Reynolds (“Wolverine”, “Smoking Aces”) Ryan Reynolds (I) Mutt…………….………………………… ........................Paul Francis (“Tears in the Sun”) Paul Francis (II) Blowtorch………………………………….. .....................Kevin McKidd ("Journeyman") Kevin McKidd Rock & Roll……………………………….......... .............Michael C. Hall (“Dexter”) Michael C. Hall (I) Doc……………………………………….. ........................Lance Reddick ("Lost", "Fringe") Lance Reddick Dusty……………………………………... ....................…Grant Bowler (“LOST”) Grant Bowler Spirit…………………………….......... ………..............Jay Tavare ("The Missing") Jay Tavare Beach Head……………………………….......... ............Cole Hauser (“Tears in the Sun”, “The Cave”) Cole Hauser Alpine…………………………………….. ........................ Richard T. Jones (“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”) Richard T. Jones (I) Bazooka………………………………….... .....................Ryan Hurst (“Sons of Anarchy”) Ryan Hurst (I) Recondo…………………………….......... ............………Kenneth Mitchell (“Miracle”, “Jericho”) Kenneth Mitchell (I) Airborne……………………………......... ..............……..Adam Beach ("Law & Order: SVU") Adam Beach Mainframe......................................... ..........George Eads ("CSI") George Eads Airtight…………………………………... ....................…. Ethan Embry (“Eagle Eye”, “Empire Records”) Ethan Embry Jinx……………………………………… ........................Grace Park (“Battlestar Galactica”) Grace Park Outback........................................... ..........Chris Browning ("3:10 to Yuma", "Terminator: Salvation") Chris Browning (I) Cobra: Cobra Commander (never unmasked).................Gary Oldman (“The Dark Knight”) Gary Oldman Destro (never unmasked)................................David O'Hara ("Wanted", "Braveheart") David O'Hara (I) Baroness.......................................... ............Sienna Miller Storm Shadow............................................ ..Daniel Henney (“Wolverine”) Daniel Henney Major Bludd............................................. ....Jeremy Irons Jeremy Irons Firefly (never unmasked)................................Karl Urban ("LOTR", "Star Trek") Karl Urban Scrap Iron.............................................. .....Michael Rooker ("Days of Thunder", "Jumper") Michael Rooker Wild Weasel (never unmasked)........................Willam Dafoe Willem Dafoe Zartan............................................ ............Luke Gross ("Blade II", "Hellboy II") Luke Goss Torch............................................. ............Tony Curran ("Flight of the Phoenix", "The League of Extraodinary Gentlemen") Tony Curran (I) Buzzer............................................ .............Ben Foster (“3:10 to Yuma”, “X-Men 3”, “Alpha Dog”) Ben Foster (I) Ripper............................................ .............Vincent Regan (“300”, “Rescue Me”) Vincent Regan Zandar (cameo)…………………………............. .........Guy Pearce (“Memento”) Guy Pearce (I) Zarana (cameo)…………………………............. .......…Pink Monkeywrench…………………………........ .............…David Wenham (“300”, “LOTR”) David Wenham Road Pig…………………………………........ ..................Brock Lesnar (Pro Wrestler? MMA, I think) Copperhead........................................ ..........Kevin Durand ("Lost", "Smoking Aces") Kevin Durand Tomax............................................. ............Shane Brolly ("Underworld") Shane Brolly Xamot............................................. ............Shane Brolly ("Underworld") Shane Brolly Dr. Mindbender……………………................ ......………Ian McShane (“Deadwood”, “Hot Rod”) Ian McShane No Serpentor for me…but vast quantities of Vipers, CG, Tele-viper and B.A.T units to go around! |
02-24-2009, 08:24 AM | #32 |
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I can't think of somebody for all of those characters so I'm gonna trim mine down to the characters they are using so far. I changed Heavy Duty to Roadblock though.
G.I. Joe Duke: Cole Hauser General Hawk: Neal McDonough Scarlett: Amy Adams (III) or Bryce Dallas Howard Snake-Eyes: Ray Park (I) (no need to recast) Ripcord: Max Martini Roadblock: Ving Rhames Breaker: Adam Baldwin Cover Girl: Jennifer Morrison (II) or Summer Glau Cobra Destro: Gerard Butler Cobra Commander: Wes Bentley (Pre Commander) Patric Zimmerman (Voice) The Baroness: Monica Bellucci or Famke Janssen Storm Shadow: Mark Dacascos Zartan: Paul Bettany or Vincent Cassel or Mads Mikkelsen Now with my choices I took into consideration their age, place of birth, acting ability, and of course their look. For example, it's very common for the "teh hotness" to be cast when it comes to female characters in movies like this, the end result is usually all style and no substance. I'm not saying who they have now can't act, I've never seen them in anything so I can't really comment on that. In my personal opinion the women I chose hold the balance of acting ability and beauty. Last edited by CallMeRotten; 02-24-2009 at 08:33 AM.. |
02-25-2009, 10:13 AM | #33 |
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I can't think of somebody for all of those characters so I'm gonna trim mine down to the characters they are using so far. I changed Heavy Duty to Roadblock though.
G.I. Joe Duke: Cole Hauser General Hawk: Neal McDonough First of all, that it took this long for someone finally to mention Neal McDonough. To me, he's a no-brainer. Secondly, that you would mix it up and cast him wrong--he's CLEARLY Duke. When watching Band of brothers, there's a number of times as he's standing there where he friggin' looks almost identical to the original '84 Duke's card art. I found the resemblance to be almost uncanny. Some of my highlights- Duke - Neal McDonough Flint - Dennis Quaid (I actually like his casting as Flint better than as Hawk; maybe it's the beret talking. And FWIW, I feel Jon Hamm would be a horrible choice for the role, but I've not seen him in any dramatic acting, only his appearance on SNL) If you were going to cast Wild Bill in a G.I.Joe movie, I really like the OP's choice of John McGinley; it made me chuckle, and he would totally pull it off. I would like to see Frank John Hughes as either Dial Tone or Shipwreck--I can't decide which. And while I love Catherine Bell, I wouldn't like to see her appear as Lady Jaye (although she has the look and the credentials for it). I think Sarah Clarke would make for a very good Lady Jaye. And this is such a fan boy discussion, I can't believe I allowed myself to engage in it. Last edited by titanate; 02-25-2009 at 10:18 AM.. |
02-26-2009, 05:05 PM | #34 |
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I'm surprised by two things here.
First of all, that it took this long for someone finally to mention Neal McDonough. To me, he's a no-brainer. Secondly, that you would mix it up and cast him wrong--he's CLEARLY Duke. When watching Band of brothers, there's a number of times as he's standing there where he friggin' looks almost identical to the original '84 Duke's card art. I found the resemblance to be almost uncanny. |
02-26-2009, 06:55 PM | #35 |
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Not that Im not gonna see the movie, but I was browsing through last months toyfare again, and theres a few screenshots...the guy playing Duke belongs in either 1 of 2 places. 1: Some douche you dont care about in Fast & Fast (which I was forced to sit through, long story, wouldnt wish the movie or anything represents on my worst enemy) 2: Some douche giving you a hard look while your minding your business watching college hoops at hooters...he also may leave in a 1,000 dollar civic with $20,000 rims. I dunno, hopefully he'll prove me wrong.
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02-26-2009, 09:06 PM | #36 |
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If they made this movie in 1986, Powers Boothe would have to play Flint.
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02-26-2009, 09:09 PM | #37 |
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Willem Defoe should have been Cobra Commander, but that would not be realistic since he was already the Green Goblin.
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03-03-2009, 05:06 AM | #38 |
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03-15-2009, 07:07 PM | #39 |
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03-15-2009, 07:13 PM | #40 |
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