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12-02-2010, 08:05 PM | #1 |
Sabotage, Demo, & Terror
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Washington, DC
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You know you’re a Joe fan when:
1. You convince your wife that Hisstank.com is a self-help website for toy addicts, and that soon you will be better. 2. You notice the variant can in a 12-pack of Coke. 3. Your budget for a certain half-inch sliver of 25-year old plastic is $50-75, depending on condition. 4. You complain about the 2009 Steven Sommers live-action movie, but own at least two copies of it on multiple forms of media to “support the franchise.” 5. You don’t have a morsel of food or toilet paper in the house, yet your supply of Q-tips never drops below 600. 6. Your wife notices that you suddenly really like going clothes shopping with her at Marshalls, Ross, and TJ Maxx. 7. You stay awake until 1am watching cartoon reruns on the Hub, even though you’ve seen them all 134 times, and own the DVDs. 8. You’ve trained your Chihuahua to jump out of your Terror Drome when you open the blast doors. 9. You cringe when people erroneously make reference to “Cobra Kai” or worse, “Cobra La.” 10. You experiment with GooGone on anything. Anything. 11. You’ve created your own index to Mark Bellomo’s Ultimate Guide to GI Joe (2nd edition). 12. You think the Rise of Cobra movie Night Raven is a sub-par vehicle, and buy four of them as soon as they hit the clearance rack. 13. You request a receipt at all yard sale and flea market purchases, just in case you’re ever asked to prove that you got a good deal. 14. Your Terror Drome smells like dog pee. Happy holidays, Tankers. There’s no one like us… except Transformers fans. |
12-02-2010, 08:09 PM | #2 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: kitchener, ON, canada
Posts: 1,801
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hahaha nice!
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12-02-2010, 08:21 PM | #3 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: CT
Posts: 164
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jesus, cool, you got it buddy,
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12-02-2010, 08:23 PM | #4 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Weirton, WV
Posts: 446
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That....was.....awesome
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12-02-2010, 08:23 PM | #5 |
Now with Kung-Fu Grip!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Boro, TN
Posts: 3,141
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So true, and hilarious!
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12-02-2010, 08:28 PM | #6 |
Iron Grenadier
Join Date: May 2007
Location: vermont
Posts: 551
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I think you hit the nail on the head.
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12-02-2010, 08:29 PM | #7 |
Banned
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cybertron, CA
Posts: 7,041
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1. you see some rotund fella at WM with a GI Joe t-shirt on and you wonder if he knows about HissTank.
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12-02-2010, 08:31 PM | #8 |
Master of Disguise
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Sarasota, FL
Posts: 4,757
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15. When you crack open a minty fresh action figure for the first time you get kind of a giddy high off the smell of fresh plastic.
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12-02-2010, 08:36 PM | #9 |
god of thunder
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: the riff filled land
Posts: 15,256
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i'm starting to do that a lot, whenever i see anyone close to my age anywhere near the joes at any store. first thought- did that motherfu<ker just grab what i'm looking for? second thought- i wonder if he's a tanker.
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12-02-2010, 08:47 PM | #10 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: THE GARDEN STATE OF EDEN!
Posts: 25,591
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i must not be a joe fan...
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