You can BE A COBRA!

04-08-2008, 09:41 AM

I Am sure most of you have seen the gi joe game thread and wondered what it was all about. well essenially it is the game of risk where you can join the gi joe team cobra team or iron grenadiers team, I would like to personally invite anyone who loves cobra and it's characters to come on over and play the game on the COBRA team. it is fun and it does not take alot of your time to play. If you have any questions about how to play and "JOIN COBRA" feel free to PM ME IM GOLOBULOUS THE LEADER OF THE COBRA TEAM. I will be happy to answer any of your questions.

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS, AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

MAJOR WOLF · 04-08-2008, 12:49 PM

So you want to Join Cobra? Sure, Anybody can join Cobra! COBRA-LA anyone?
What's this you say? But Cobra is not Cobra-La... Well Cobra-La is led by GOLOBULUS!
Now look at who is leading the Cobras Now... That's Right! GOLOBULUS!

Why Join a group of backstabbing Snakes when you can Join Noble Destro and his Iron Grenadiers.

Join the Few, Join the Proud... Join The Iron Grenadiers!

The Iron Grenadiers offers a new life. It's not an easy life. It's definitely not a life for everyone.
But, that's okay. The Iron Grenadiers don't want everyone. They also don't want just anyone.
They want just a Few... a few of the Proud.

Join the IRON GRENADIERS Today.

pm Young1nj for any questions.

Money-B · 04-09-2008, 03:33 AM

Sick of the divisiveness of society? COBRA may be for you! Our select group is not divided into argumentative factions. Our supreme and benevolent leader, GOLOBULOUS, sets the example for the rest of us to follow! Just do your jobs and let GOLOBULOUS take on the stress of making life's hard decisions!

the_loud_master · 04-09-2008, 03:36 AM

Join Cobra!? Why should I? I need my next job with somebody other than the Joes.

Money-B · 04-09-2008, 03:58 AM

the_loud_master,

Are you tired of the daily grind and frustrations of 21st Century living?

Sick of giving up your wages (bananas?) and seeing no return for your investment?

Desperate from living in communities with no sense of... community?

Wouldn't you rather TAKE what you want from life instead of slaving away forever?

Exhausted from dealing with the endless demands on your attention?

THEN JOIN COBRA!

Let someone who cares about you run your life for once - not some sprawling bureaucracy! Let us handle the details and you can get on with your life.

GI Joanne · 04-09-2008, 11:26 AM

Join Cobra and get your physicals done by me

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Money-B · 04-09-2008, 10:47 PM

Joanne, I think I'm due for my annual.

Money-B · 04-11-2008, 08:39 PM

So, I went for my physical. Just my luck it was GI Joanne's day off. I ended up getting my physical done by Dr. Mindbender. Fortunately, I'm too young to need a prostate exam and we skipped the *cough, cough* part. Now if I could just remember what else I was supposed to do today.

Money-B · 04-16-2008, 04:55 AM

I just now remembered what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm supposed to be defeating the Joes.

You can defeat the Joes and conquer the world all in one day!

JOIN COBRA TODAY!!

MAJOR WOLF · 04-20-2008, 07:04 PM

Cobra is really Cobra-La! Just look at who the Leader is!