You can BE A COBRA!

[MAJOR WOLF]

Join COBRA if You DARE!!!

[Money-B]

There are still a few people on the roster that are MIA. If you are one of those, send a pm to Duffman (Cobra Communications Officer) and let him know your intentions with regard to the game.

If we have not heard from you by the end of this battle, your name will be removed from the roster to make room for new people to play.

Thanks,
Cobra Command

[MAJOR WOLF]

9.23.08 - Day 1

Cobra/Decepticons Squad led by Derek2783 engaged in battle with Joe/Autobots Squad led by Morgana08.
The ensuing battle is fierce.
After several hours of non-stop action Cobra Tele-Viper inflicts heavy damage to the Autobot Ultra Magnus. Cobra Team Leader Money-B quickly jumps in and delivers the fatal blow forever snuffing the spark that gives life to the heavily damaged Autobot.

[Deckard]

Even if you're just a paid Mercenary (much like myself) Cobra offers great opportunities to relieve stress (shows quick video of his recent kill of rock n roll and subsequent mounting of said head onto the front of his own ram cycle) to the finer things in life (shows video of a very wild dreadnock bbq at local church function) and finally a great health plan (shows video of self getting lap dance from the cold slither strippers(women) while they move to the sounds of the Cold Slither Band themselves while drinking a scotch). So what're you waiting for...JOIN COBRA TODAY!!

[MAJOR WOLF]

9.24.08 - Day 2

The Cobra/Decepticons squad continues it's deadly onslaught against the Joe/Autobots.
Cobra Pyroclasm Swoops down from out of nowhere and ambushes Autobot Optimus Prime causing a fatal energy overload. Cobra Squadleader Derek2783 quickly seizes his chance and hits the Autobot with all of his firepower! The resulting explosions causes Primes Matrix to overload and consume him in a fiery blast that is felt for miles around.

The Joes angered over the destruction of the 2 Autobots quickly launches a counter attack against the Decepticon Shockwave with a concertrated firefight Stormavik damages the Decepticons arm laser cannon allowing Firewall to move up close and deliver the Fatal shot destroying Shockwave.

[Money-B]

I gotta kill something else. I like reading my name in there.

Join Cobra today! We'll make ya famous!!

[CharIJoe]

put me in there it can say "CharIJoe kicked Major Wolf in the knee"

[Deckard]

no mention of kills other than tfs? :P

[MAJOR WOLF]

Originally Posted by Deckard

no mention of kills other than tfs? :P

I am going day by day so day 3 will have the dead joes!

[Deckard]

(sings to the tune of the Pink Panther cartoon theme) dead joes, dead joes, dead joes, dead joes deadjoessssss deada dead joes. ahh nothing helps lull me to sleep better then counting clown corpses.