You can BE A COBRA!

Money-B · 07-25-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by darthZartan

Lets draft Brett Favre.

If the Packers would release him, we would.

They want to trade him for a first round pick, but it might be worth it. He does have a rifle arm.

Deckard · 07-25-2008, 09:34 PM

I may be just a Hired Gun, but damned if I will work for the goons in clown outfits. I mean we got hot women in black leather, cooler lookin vehicles, and robots who kill anything on site. If that don't keep ya on your toes than nothin will. I am and always will be a cobra at heart. And if i have to (cringes) work for the joes....whoops friendly fire. my bad ;)

vadersquest · 07-25-2008, 10:14 PM

Hehehehehe..............Good ole Vadersquests sneak's in the busted terror drome with ease....all the cobras have been killed. He walks down a corridor and hears some cobras talking. What the heck, I thought we got em all. He peeks around the corner and sees the dispicable Darth Zartan and Money B. Damn, I thought we got those two....Oh well I guess I get to gas some snakes after all. With a bit of a push, that afternoons tacos have fermeted well in the ol belly. phsssssssssst...........that is all he could muster but believe me that will be plenty. He quickly runs off and on his way out he hears the screams of the gassed cobras and small arms fire as the two snakes start shooting at everything!. Sucks to be them he thought. Enjoy the gass attack boys

darthZartan · 07-25-2008, 10:25 PM

Sucks to be a joe clown, dropping feces wherever they walk. Filthy.

vadersquest · 07-25-2008, 10:28 PM

No it was a silent fart, not a poop. Grimlock is the one that poops on Cobra

darthZartan · 07-25-2008, 10:29 PM

And grimlock is a joe.

vadersquest · 07-25-2008, 10:32 PM

Yeah but we can not even control a dinobot who eats cobras or where he drops his load. Good thing he on our side

Deckard · 07-25-2008, 10:40 PM

A pooping robot? shouldn't he be like...i dunno...not excreting actual waste but more like i dunno....weird energy vapors? :>thank god i don;t live at the cobra base :>

Money-B · 07-26-2008, 01:40 AM

The funny thing is that the Joes think something like taco gas could affect a COBRA. We have been dealing with SPAM gas long enough that nothing can turn our stomachs now. Robot dinosaurs that won't even be appearing in TF 2 have nothing on the bombs Golob drops after some fried Spamwiches!

Deckard · 07-26-2008, 01:43 AM

heh heh. don't forget the eggs and chili sauce i added...my own personal touch. mmmm imma go make one right now!! :> (laughs sinisterly all the way to the kitchen)